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Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
« Reply #60 on: September 10, 2008, 12:38:13 PM »
Not needed for gripping or for balance purposes. There are other animals that don't need them either ~ Chimps come to mind.
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Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
« Reply #61 on: September 10, 2008, 12:44:12 PM »
Chimps come to mind. . .
. . . every time I log in here.
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Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
« Reply #63 on: September 10, 2008, 12:53:17 PM »
Well I think a tail would be jolly useful. I could do all sorts if I had one. An evolutionary wrong turn I fear.

Why do spiders make webs on car wing mirrors? ANd why don't they blow away when you drive?

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Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
« Reply #64 on: September 10, 2008, 12:54:00 PM »
Chimps come to mind. . .
. . . every time I log in here.

I am going to want half your royalties if this keeps up! lol:
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Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
« Reply #65 on: September 10, 2008, 12:54:36 PM »
Well I think a tail would be jolly useful. I could do all sorts if I had one. An evolutionary wrong turn I fear.

Why do spiders make webs on car wing mirrors? ANd why don't they blow away when you drive?



Your enquiry has been refered to one Mr Peter Parker
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Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
« Reply #66 on: September 10, 2008, 12:55:40 PM »
WHO?
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Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
« Reply #67 on: September 10, 2008, 12:57:33 PM »
The Boy will know but to put you out of your misery
 
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Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
« Reply #68 on: September 10, 2008, 12:58:53 PM »
Stop mucking up this thread with rubbish.  evil:

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Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
« Reply #69 on: September 10, 2008, 12:59:59 PM »
If they do then do they dream?

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Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
« Reply #70 on: September 10, 2008, 01:05:03 PM »
If they do then do they dream?

and if they do is it of electric sheep?

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Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
« Reply #71 on: September 10, 2008, 01:05:27 PM »
Let's just establish their sleeping habits first, OK?
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Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
« Reply #72 on: September 10, 2008, 01:20:49 PM »
If they do then do they dream?

and if they do is it of electric sheep?

Surely that's androids?

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Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
« Reply #73 on: September 10, 2008, 01:21:42 PM »
If you have a serious question about androids,I suggest you ask the Prof  evil:
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Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
« Reply #74 on: September 10, 2008, 01:26:21 PM »
If they do then do they dream?

and if they do is it of electric sheep?

Surely that's androids?

Surely that would be wormist? Why can't worms dream of electric sheep if they want to?