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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
« Reply #90 on: September 10, 2008, 02:41:21 PM »
I think it is because the barbs stop "it" coming out when the female registers her displeasure with the situation.
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Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
« Reply #91 on: September 10, 2008, 02:51:30 PM »
Would it not be easier for the female cat to have a headache like most females?
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Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
« Reply #92 on: September 10, 2008, 02:57:53 PM »
I don't think the male cat is interested in excuses.  noooo:
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Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
« Reply #93 on: September 10, 2008, 03:03:07 PM »
That has never stopped any of my wives noooo:
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Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
« Reply #94 on: September 10, 2008, 03:10:09 PM »
Coffee cake.

I dozed off listening to Torchwood - Lost Souls and woke up with an insatiable desire for coffee cake  eeek:

Why? I wonder
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Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
« Reply #95 on: September 10, 2008, 03:10:54 PM »
With Walnuts?
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Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
« Reply #96 on: September 10, 2008, 03:16:27 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on September 10, 2008, 02:36:08 PM
I believe male cats have a barbed organ too. 

Female cats usually have a few as well, as trophies.
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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
« Reply #97 on: September 10, 2008, 03:36:50 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on September 10, 2008, 03:10:09 PM
Coffee cake.

I dozed off listening to Torchwood - Lost Souls and woke up with an insatiable desire for coffee cake  eeek:

Why? I wonder

I was going to ask if it was any good then I realised what you wrote...

Perhaps they mentioned coffee cake during the broadcast.  rubschin:
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Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
« Reply #98 on: September 10, 2008, 03:41:11 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on September 10, 2008, 03:10:09 PM
Coffee cake.

I dozed off listening to Torchwood - Lost Souls and woke up with an insatiable desire for coffee cake  eeek:

Why? I wonder
Perhaps you have gone completely insane...?  rubschin:
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Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
« Reply #99 on: September 10, 2008, 03:49:23 PM »
Quote from: Barman on September 10, 2008, 03:41:11 PM
Quote from: Pastis on September 10, 2008, 03:10:09 PM
Coffee cake.

I dozed off listening to Torchwood - Lost Souls and woke up with an insatiable desire for coffee cake  eeek:

Why? I wonder
Perhaps you have gone completely insane...?  rubschin:

Only particley partially.

And yes, I thought it was quite good... with eyes shut. I must have dozed off toward the end when someone mentioned that instead of a parallel universe it was the entrance to heaven  eeek:
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Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
« Reply #100 on: September 10, 2008, 04:02:25 PM »
Quote from: Barman on September 10, 2008, 03:41:11 PM
Quote from: Pastis on September 10, 2008, 03:10:09 PM
Coffee cake.

I dozed off listening to Torchwood - Lost Souls and woke up with an insatiable desire for coffee cake  eeek:

Why? I wonder
Perhaps you have gone completely insane...?  rubschin:

Qualifies him to work behind the bar then...  whistle:

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Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
« Reply #101 on: September 10, 2008, 04:17:56 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 10, 2008, 04:02:25 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 10, 2008, 03:41:11 PM
Quote from: Pastis on September 10, 2008, 03:10:09 PM
Coffee cake.

I dozed off listening to Torchwood - Lost Souls and woke up with an insatiable desire for coffee cake  eeek:

Why? I wonder
Perhaps you have gone completely insane...?  rubschin:

Qualifies him to work behind the bar then...  whistle:

I'd draw the line a donning a dirndl though  evil:
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Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
« Reply #102 on: September 10, 2008, 04:20:44 PM »
So why do boy animals need barbed willies?

(Professor Wench only please)
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Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
« Reply #103 on: September 10, 2008, 04:31:50 PM »
Pigs (Boars) have corkscrew shaped ones I am told
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Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
« Reply #104 on: September 10, 2008, 04:40:38 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 10, 2008, 04:31:50 PM
Pigs (Boars) have corkscrew shaped ones I am told
I thought that was their tail...  rubschin:
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