Shite rain ..so no f888ing internet ...
"Move to the village, the REAL Cyprus " ...bullshit ...there is a reason ALL the Cypriots moved to towns and sold their properties to stupid ex-pats ..IT IS SHIT ...
No shops open past "When I f88king feel like closing" ....
No leccy when too hot ..Like that never happens here ..

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And for me, the shocking animal welfare ...

And No intermong....
