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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #510 on: October 19, 2018, 05:50:33 PM »
Another contender for mass Darwinning award

You want to watch fireworks, you want a good view so why not stand en mass on a railway line?  What could possibly go wrong?


This https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-45913793

'More than 50 people have been killed and 200 hurt after a train ran into a crowd near Amritsar in India's northern Punjab state, police told the BBC.

The victims were standing on the railway tracks watching celebrations for the Hindu festival of Dusshera, eyewitnesses told BBC Punjabi.'


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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #511 on: October 19, 2018, 06:39:13 PM »
Another contender for mass Darwinning award

You want to watch fireworks, you want a good view so why not stand en mass on a railway line?  What could possibly go wrong?


This https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-45913793

'More than 50 people have been killed and 200 hurt after a train ran into a crowd near Amritsar in India's northern Punjab state, police told the BBC.

The victims were standing on the railway tracks watching celebrations for the Hindu festival of Dusshera, eyewitnesses told BBC Punjabi.'


Nice one!  :thumbsup:

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose to stand on a railway line to watch a firework display because I'm a fucking moron moron...  noooo:

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #512 on: October 19, 2018, 10:38:01 PM »
I mostly despair

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #514 on: October 20, 2018, 04:06:29 AM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1KkXDZ2kCk

The bit when the canopies are moved 'in' is actually shot from the rear of the train and reversed... they are moving out...  whistle:

It is an AFFS anyways...  whistle:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #515 on: October 20, 2018, 08:28:08 AM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1KkXDZ2kCk

The bit when the canopies are moved 'in' is actually shot from the rear of the train and reversed... they are moving out...  whistle:

It is an AFFS anyways...  whistle:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #516 on: October 20, 2018, 09:09:09 AM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1KkXDZ2kCk

The bit when the canopies are moved 'in' is actually shot from the rear of the train and reversed... they are moving out...  whistle:

It is an AFFS anyways...  whistle:
Which was your stall?
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #517 on: October 20, 2018, 10:05:34 AM »
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