Horizontal rain, thudnerstorms, and at Marley's end of the County 
Hang about JOM me owld mucker, I do NOT live in feckin' Portsmuff!
Somewhat further norf just orf the A3 so I missed the tornado.
As it happens, I'd have missed it any road 'cos I was up in't Midlands at a reunion wiv all (well most) of me muckers from the RAF days. Most of 'em I'd not seen for 43 years.
Much ale was consumed between Friday when it kicked off and yesterday when it ended . . . . OMPH coupled with OMPW . . . . .