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You lot are orrible to my friend fluffy..... He is a very sensitive bear you know .... (tenner better be in the post for that)Anyhoo went out today and it was really cold so dragged back out the winter coat, big jumper and went out... Came out of Cosco and it was hammering down chucked everything in the boot.. Got soaked to the skin literly..Hollies driver's seat now soaked through as well.. Just a joyful British summer day...
Quote from: boogs on May 11, 2013, 08:35:54 PMYou lot are orrible to my friend fluffy..... He is a very sensitive bear you know .... ([tenner better be in the post for thatsize=8pt][/size])Anyhoo went out today and it was really cold so dragged back out the winter coat, big jumper and went out... Came out of Cosco and it was hammering down chucked everything in the boot.. Got soaked to the skin literly..Hollies driver's seat now soaked through as well.. Just a joyful British summer day... Not sure what to make of this? Tenner ..... seat now soaked. I seem to remember an advert where a lady gets her skirt caught in the lift door in front of a chap.
You lot are orrible to my friend fluffy..... He is a very sensitive bear you know .... ([tenner better be in the post for thatsize=8pt][/size])Anyhoo went out today and it was really cold so dragged back out the winter coat, big jumper and went out... Came out of Cosco and it was hammering down chucked everything in the boot.. Got soaked to the skin literly..Hollies driver's seat now soaked through as well.. Just a joyful British summer day...
Quote from: boogs on May 11, 2013, 08:35:54 PMYou lot are orrible to my friend fluffy..... He is a very sensitive bear you know .... (tenner better be in the post for that)Anyhoo went out today and it was really cold so dragged back out the winter coat, big jumper and went out... Came out of Cosco and it was hammering down chucked everything in the boot.. Got soaked to the skin literly..Hollies driver's seat now soaked through as well.. Just a joyful British summer day... Boogywoogy. I'm well used to and hatdened to it niow after all these years, believe me....and they wonder why I get grumpy and rant a fair bit? Just washed the Beast before putting her to bed, and went into to get me fibre cloths to tickle her up, and the inevitable happened.THANK YOU GOD you arse.
Quote from: boogs on May 11, 2013, 08:35:54 PMYou lot are orrible to my friend fluffy..... He is a very sensitive bear you know .... (tenner better be in the post for that)Anyhoo went out today and it was really cold so dragged back out the winter coat, big jumper and went out... Came out of Cosco and it was hammering down chucked everything in the boot.. Got soaked to the skin literly..Hollies driver's seat now soaked through as well.. Just a joyful British summer day... Boogywoogy. I'm well used to and hatdened to it niow after all these years, believe me....and they wonder why I get grumpy and rant a fair bit? Just washed the Beast before putting her to bed, and went into to get me fibre cloths to tickle her up, and the inevitable happened.THANK YOU GOD you arse. Hasn't pissed down for 10 hours either.Even piggin' GOD hates me ffs!
Quote from: GROWLER on May 11, 2013, 08:49:33 PMQuote from: boogs on May 11, 2013, 08:35:54 PMYou lot are orrible to my friend fluffy..... He is a very sensitive bear you know .... (tenner better be in the post for that)Anyhoo went out today and it was really cold so dragged back out the winter coat, big jumper and went out... Came out of Cosco and it was hammering down chucked everything in the boot.. Got soaked to the skin literly..Hollies driver's seat now soaked through as well.. Just a joyful British summer day... Boogywoogy. I'm well used to and hatdened to it niow after all these years, believe me....and they wonder why I get grumpy and rant a fair bit? Just washed the Beast before putting her to bed, and went into to get me fibre cloths to tickle her up, and the inevitable happened.THANK YOU GOD you arse.
Quote from: GROWLER on May 11, 2013, 08:49:33 PMQuote from: boogs on May 11, 2013, 08:35:54 PMYou lot are orrible to my friend fluffy..... He is a very sensitive bear you know .... (tenner better be in the post for that)Anyhoo went out today and it was really cold so dragged back out the winter coat, big jumper and went out... Came out of Cosco and it was hammering down chucked everything in the boot.. Got soaked to the skin literly..Hollies driver's seat now soaked through as well.. Just a joyful British summer day... Boogywoogy. I'm well used to and hatdened to it niow after all these years, believe me....and they wonder why I get grumpy and rant a fair bit? Just washed the Beast before putting her to bed, and went into to get me fibre cloths to tickle her up, and the inevitable happened.THANK YOU GOD you arse. Hasn't pissed down for 10 hours either.Even piggin' GOD hates me ffs! Is she not under cover then.....
Quote from: Baldy on May 11, 2013, 08:51:55 PMQuote from: GROWLER on May 11, 2013, 08:49:33 PMQuote from: boogs on May 11, 2013, 08:35:54 PMYou lot are orrible to my friend fluffy..... He is a very sensitive bear you know .... (tenner better be in the post for that)Anyhoo went out today and it was really cold so dragged back out the winter coat, big jumper and went out... Came out of Cosco and it was hammering down chucked everything in the boot.. Got soaked to the skin literly..Hollies driver's seat now soaked through as well.. Just a joyful British summer day... Boogywoogy. I'm well used to and hatdened to it niow after all these years, believe me....and they wonder why I get grumpy and rant a fair bit? Just washed the Beast before putting her to bed, and went into to get me fibre cloths to tickle her up, and the inevitable happened.THANK YOU GOD you arse. She gets ALL of my undivided luv care and attention cus SHE LUVS ME TOO! Only bastard thing in the entire piggin' universe that actually gives a shit AND, and PIGGIN' AND I tell you, gives me pleasure and happiness, so bloody THERE
Quote from: boogs on May 11, 2013, 08:54:34 PMQuote from: GROWLER on May 11, 2013, 08:49:33 PMQuote from: boogs on May 11, 2013, 08:35:54 PMYou lot are orrible to my friend fluffy..... He is a very sensitive bear you know .... (tenner better be in the post for that)Anyhoo went out today and it was really cold so dragged back out the winter coat, big jumper and went out... Came out of Cosco and it was hammering down chucked everything in the boot.. Got soaked to the skin literly..Hollies driver's seat now soaked through as well.. Just a joyful British summer day... Boogywoogy. I'm well used to and hatdened to it niow after all these years, believe me....and they wonder why I get grumpy and rant a fair bit? Just washed the Beast before putting her to bed, and went into to get me fibre cloths to tickle her up, and the inevitable happened.THANK YOU GOD you arse. Hasn't pissed down for 10 hours either.Even piggin' GOD hates me ffs! Is she not under cover then..... Well clearly friggin' not, unless the roof has suddenly developed a great piggin' gaping 'ole in it, ffs.
It's true though.What else is there 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, ready to take you anywhere you want without the slightest grumble, never complains, never too tired, doesn't send you to B and long bastard Q, just takes you if her indoors insists, obediently.
Quote from: GROWLER on May 11, 2013, 09:08:05 PM It's true though.What else is there 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, ready to take you anywhere you want without the slightest grumble, never complains, never too tired, doesn't send you to B and long bastard Q, just takes you if her indoors insists, obediently.A phillopina wife.......
Quote from: apc2010 on May 11, 2013, 09:18:47 PMQuote from: GROWLER on May 11, 2013, 09:08:05 PM It's true though.What else is there 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, ready to take you anywhere you want without the slightest grumble, never complains, never too tired, doesn't send you to B and long bastard Q, just takes you if her indoors insists, obediently.A phillopina wife....... Errrrrrrrrrr, no thank you very much.
Quote from: GROWLER on May 11, 2013, 09:21:52 PMQuote from: apc2010 on May 11, 2013, 09:18:47 PMQuote from: GROWLER on May 11, 2013, 09:08:05 PM It's true though.What else is there 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, ready to take you anywhere you want without the slightest grumble, never complains, never too tired, doesn't send you to B and long bastard Q, just takes you if her indoors insists, obediently.A phillopina wife....... Errrrrrrrrrr, no thank you very much. If you change your mind I am sure Bangcock Dick can arrange something, he seems to be surrounded by them at the moment.
Quote from: Baldy on May 11, 2013, 09:24:12 PMQuote from: GROWLER on May 11, 2013, 09:21:52 PMQuote from: apc2010 on May 11, 2013, 09:18:47 PMQuote from: GROWLER on May 11, 2013, 09:08:05 PM It's true though.What else is there 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, ready to take you anywhere you want without the slightest grumble, never complains, never too tired, doesn't send you to B and long bastard Q, just takes you if her indoors insists, obediently.A phillopina wife....... Errrrrrrrrrr, no thank you very much. If you change your mind I am sure Bangcock Dick can arrange something, he seems to be surrounded by them at the moment. Met someone the other day ,who told me his next door bloke has "an unusaul amount of women coming n doing"Guess who.........
