Rampant moorland heath monster fires raging up in Porridgewog land near Fort William apparently, the likes of which, according to one onlooker, have never been seen before.

Now, can someone please explain just HOW TF that werks ey, you know, with all the never ending rain for the past 12 months and a fairly liberal dumping of snow over the last few weeks, 'cus I'm absolutely bolloxed if i can fathom it out tbqatth.
