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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Back to School
« Reply #75 on: May 31, 2007, 03:31:29 PM »
Just lock the cellar door this time ~ we don't want the sandwich delivery lady seeing you down there again. I'm not sure she accepted the excuse of "Taking the temperature of the beer in a traditional way" the last time.
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Re: Back to School
« Reply #76 on: May 31, 2007, 03:38:47 PM »
Quote from: Barman link=topic=390. msg6208#msg6208 date=1180625237
Quote from: Snoopy link=topic=390. msg6204#msg6204 date=1180624424
Oh Gawd ~ now look what you've started.
Here take this down to the cellar and change a few barrels or something.

Is that a PTMS I see. . .   eyes:

I said, don't mention it and look what happens - lost my emoticons as well.  cry:
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Re: Back to School
« Reply #77 on: May 31, 2007, 03:50:21 PM »
Quote from: tel on May 31, 2007, 03:38:47 PM
Quote from: Barman link=topic=390. msg6208#msg6208 date=1180625237
Quote from: Snoopy link=topic=390. msg6204#msg6204 date=1180624424
Oh Gawd ~ now look what you've started.
Here take this down to the cellar and change a few barrels or something.

Is that a PTMS I see. . .   eyes:

I said, don't mention it and look what happens - lost my emoticons as well.  cry:
The emoticons will be back - don't worry...  whistle:
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Re: Back to School
« Reply #78 on: May 31, 2007, 03:55:24 PM »
Only six more posts and on number eleven you can have all the emoticons you want.
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Re: Back to School
« Reply #79 on: May 31, 2007, 05:01:56 PM »
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Was taught by Catholic nuns

What other sort are there?

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Those Baptist nuns are bastards (watch out for the hosepipes) eeek:
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Re: Back to School
« Reply #80 on: May 31, 2007, 05:26:19 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on May 31, 2007, 02:55:40 PM
My Mum is convent educated though as were her three sisters.


Some of the sisters are well, not particular shall we say even at their ripe old age.

Do they like the countryside? eyes:


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Thank you for the welcome.
Was taught by Catholic nuns - Daughters of the Cross.

Did you have to do PE with that spiky thing round your leg?

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Re: Back to School
« Reply #81 on: May 31, 2007, 06:26:40 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 31, 2007, 05:26:19 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on May 31, 2007, 02:55:40 PM
My Mum is convent educated though as were her three sisters.


Some of the sisters are well, not particular shall we say even at their ripe old age.

Do they like the countryside? eyes:


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Thank you for the welcome.
Was taught by Catholic nuns - Daughters of the Cross.

Did you have to do PE with that spiky thing round your leg?



No.  You are supposed to put the cat down when doing PE.  ::)
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Re: Back to School
« Reply #82 on: June 01, 2007, 08:27:29 AM »
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Quote from: Bar Wench link=topic=390. msg6190#msg6190 date=1180623340
My Mum is convent educated though as were her three sisters. 


Some of the sisters are well, not particular shall we say even at their ripe old age.

Do they like the countryside? eyes:


Quote from: Tel
Thank you for the welcome. 
Was taught by Catholic nuns - Daughters of the Cross.

Can't remember her name redface:

Did you have to do PE with that spiky thing round your leg?


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Re: Back to School
« Reply #83 on: June 01, 2007, 10:13:35 AM »
Quote from: tel on May 31, 2007, 03:02:46 PM
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Welcome.
Have an unfortunate experience with a nun did you?




Note to admin: How he do that with an emoticon on his first post?

Thank you for the welcome.
Was taught by Catholic nuns - Daughters of the Cross, who also ran the girls school next door.  At times it was like St Trinians, hordes of schoolgirls weilding lacrosse sticks, intimidating to say the least.  Going out with them was interesting though.   ;D

There was a Catholic girls school down the road from us, generally populated by munters - but what they lacked in looks they made up for with a certain casual moral stance on horizontal activities.

The Grammar schools girl of Nonsuch were always far more pleasing to the eye and they had a soft spot for us Grammar school boys down the road - even if it rarely led to anything worth writing on the toilet doors about  eyes:
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Re: Back to School
« Reply #84 on: June 01, 2007, 06:33:40 PM »
Because Nonsuch girls have standards!
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Re: Back to School
« Reply #85 on: June 01, 2007, 06:41:50 PM »
Low ones!
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Re: Back to School
« Reply #86 on: June 02, 2007, 02:21:45 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on June 01, 2007, 06:33:40 PM
Because Nonsuch girls have standards!

Are Nonsuch Standards worth having?

In retrospect, YES.  Of course.  What 40 year old mature woman wants the history profile of the town bike?

Trouble is, most kids these days have no concept of what 'retrospect' means...

And what's worse, boys gossip just as much as girls do...
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Re: Back to School
« Reply #87 on: June 02, 2007, 02:50:33 PM »
Quote from: Bouncer on June 02, 2007, 02:21:45 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on June 01, 2007, 06:33:40 PM
Because Nonsuch girls have standards!

Are Nonsuch Standards worth having?

In retrospect, YES.  Of course.  What 40 year old mature woman wants the history profile of the town bike?

Trouble is, most kids these days have no concept of what 'retrospect' means...

And what's worse, boys gossip just as much as girls do...

That's all very sage ~  If I may say so ...................... Oh I just did.redface:
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Re: Back to School
« Reply #88 on: June 02, 2007, 03:11:16 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on June 02, 2007, 02:50:33 PM
Quote from: Bouncer on June 02, 2007, 02:21:45 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on June 01, 2007, 06:33:40 PM
Because Nonsuch girls have standards!

Are Nonsuch Standards worth having?

In retrospect, YES.  Of course.  What 40 year old mature woman wants the history profile of the town bike?

Trouble is, most kids these days have no concept of what 'retrospect' means...

And what's worse, boys gossip just as much as girls do...

That's all very sage ~  If I may say so ...................... Oh I just did.redface:

I have nothing better to do than be sage just now.... tunble:
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Re: Back to School
« Reply #89 on: June 02, 2007, 07:18:28 PM »
Quote from: Bouncer on June 02, 2007, 03:11:16 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on June 02, 2007, 02:50:33 PM
Quote from: Bouncer on June 02, 2007, 02:21:45 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on June 01, 2007, 06:33:40 PM
Because Nonsuch girls have standards!
Are Nonsuch Standards worth having?

In retrospect, YES.  Of course.  What 40 year old mature woman wants the history profile of the town bike?

Trouble is, most kids these days have no concept of what 'retrospect' means...

And what's worse, boys gossip just as much as girls do...
That's all very sage ~  If I may say so ...................... Oh I just did.redface:

I have nothing better to do than be sage just now.... tunble:

Is the correct spelling not SAGA?
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