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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #570 on: June 16, 2020, 07:13:40 AM »
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« Reply #571 on: June 16, 2020, 04:50:24 PM »
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« Reply #572 on: June 22, 2020, 07:41:11 PM »
If you see someone doing a crossword today,...........




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« Reply #573 on: June 22, 2020, 07:49:50 PM »
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« Reply #574 on: June 23, 2020, 04:10:49 AM »
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« Reply #575 on: July 17, 2020, 09:43:07 PM »
POLICE OFFICERS, find dead bodies quicker by going jogging........... Thumbs:

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« Reply #576 on: August 07, 2020, 12:35:30 PM »
OVER 75s. Easily raise money for your TV licence by walking around your garden with a zimmer frame 100 times........ Thumbs:

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« Reply #577 on: August 07, 2020, 12:36:39 PM »
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« Reply #578 on: August 07, 2020, 12:56:08 PM »
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« Reply #579 on: August 08, 2020, 07:31:23 PM »
Make people think you're not absolutely skint when selling your last pathetic items of shitty tat on Facebook by adding 'selling for a friend '............ Thumbs:

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« Reply #580 on: August 08, 2020, 08:55:22 PM »
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« Reply #581 on: August 09, 2020, 05:01:29 AM »
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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #582 on: August 24, 2020, 05:29:56 PM »
I would just like to say a big thank you to all those wonderful young people who stand on motorway slip roads (and in any weather) holding up boards telling us motorists where they lead to..........


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« Reply #583 on: August 24, 2020, 06:05:10 PM »
I would just like to say a big thank you to all those wonderful young people who stand on motorway slip roads (and in any weather) holding up boards telling us motorists where they lead to..........


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« Reply #584 on: August 24, 2020, 06:47:37 PM »
I would just like to say a big thank you to all those wonderful young people who stand on motorway slip roads (and in any weather) holding up boards telling us motorists where they lead to..........


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