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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Girl stuff
« Reply #135 on: May 29, 2007, 05:12:17 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on May 29, 2007, 05:06:23 PM
I was under the impression she would grasp at anything even remotely hard   eyes:

Thats my boy. happ096

Don't feel more secure with the straps nice and tight again?
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Re: Girl stuff
« Reply #136 on: May 29, 2007, 07:11:50 PM »
Romance tips and bits

Hello again girls! It's your Minx from Minsk, muachhh!
Well, found my notes at last, was a busy weekend and we get very irritable with Mr Putin. We all think his daisies numbered hopefully. And his name, when I think in English... well, he don't put in very much because he seldom smile.

Anyways, was thinking about to share romance tips, mmm. Now, long time ago i was trained in classic music as many Russian girls doing. We practical much time - many hours - and this is good thing because it helps in fingering. On weekend I was playing 'The Trout' for my boyfriend - he loves - and he said 'fingering is so delicate and fine' that he never want me to stop. Can you believe? This is sure way to man's heart. I urge you all practice, girls, 1.2.3.4.5.4.3.2.1 on both hands.

If your place is not big enough for piano then try smaller piece like trumpet or oboe, but remember - practice everyday for fingering technical.

Poka, muachhh!

Oooops, forgot, I was going to show ballgown for holiday.




Beautiful, da?
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Re: Girl stuff
« Reply #137 on: May 29, 2007, 07:25:54 PM »
Very nice dear ~ A real Ball Gown.
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Re: Girl stuff
« Reply #138 on: May 30, 2007, 08:16:14 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on May 29, 2007, 07:25:54 PM
Very nice dear ~ A real Ball Gown.

A girl with real balls should wear nothing less. sick2:
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Re: Girl stuff
« Reply #139 on: May 30, 2007, 04:35:09 PM »
I'm finding the fact you have considered such a thing rather disturbing Darwin.  shocked003

Anyway vaguely back on thread again I have a question for the lasses, what is this trend of wearing jeans AND skirts or dresses? Can't you decide what to wear or something?  rubschin:
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Re: Girl stuff
« Reply #140 on: May 30, 2007, 04:37:23 PM »
Global Warming ~ same as is causing it to be bloody freezing this week.
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Re: Girl stuff
« Reply #141 on: May 31, 2007, 07:30:48 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 30, 2007, 04:35:09 PM
I'm finding the fact you have considered such a thing rather disturbing Darwin.  shocked003

Anyway vaguely back on thread again I have a question for the lasses, what is this trend of wearing jeans AND skirts or dresses? Can't you decide what to wear or something?  rubschin:
Haven?t seen that ? picture?
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Re: Girl stuff
« Reply #142 on: May 31, 2007, 07:44:03 AM »
Here you go:




It's all the rage.
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Re: Girl stuff
« Reply #143 on: May 31, 2007, 07:45:51 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on May 31, 2007, 07:44:03 AM
Here you go:




It's all the rage.
Some bizarre Muslim influence perhaps?  noooo:
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