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Offline Olga

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Re: Girl stuff
« Reply #75 on: May 24, 2007, 12:37:30 PM »
Olga darling
I need some recipes this weekend.
What can I make out of my fridge contents?
I have -
2 chicken drumsticks
A pot of creme fraiche
An extra large bratwurst sausage
3 sprouts
Gorgonzola
A yam
Any ideas for a delicious dish with these ingredients?

Thank you...

Icey, darlink,
This could be fun. Feels like TV chef thing with Anton Wobble Thomps when get ingreedyents. So, with Gorgonzoal and Creme Fraiche we make lovely cheesy dip, meat off chicken and Bratwurst we cut into long slice for dipping, da?

Throw the sprouts out; they only makes bad smell, dear. And that's it. Beautiful, yes?

Ooops. Silly me, I forgot one ingedient. I have special surprise for you here because I make earlier with the Yam ;)

You can have big cock for table decoration. Guests will love and admire your skills, dear.

I try to make picture of cock for you, you like?


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Re: Girl stuff
« Reply #76 on: May 24, 2007, 12:39:12 PM »
I have never made it before and will never make it again. Thinking of putting the whole thing into a blender and , er :

a) baking it
b) disguising it as yoghurt

c)
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Re: Girl stuff
« Reply #77 on: May 24, 2007, 12:45:19 PM »
That had crossed my mind too. I think DS is an expert on Big Cocks, although views may differ........... scared2:
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Re: Girl stuff
« Reply #78 on: May 24, 2007, 12:48:09 PM »
If he knows the Culling brothers he'll certainly be skilled with a pairing knife ;)
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Re: Girl stuff
« Reply #79 on: May 24, 2007, 12:48:50 PM »
That had crossed my mind too. I think DS is an expert on Big Cocks, although views may differ........... scared2:

I understand he has been "boning" up on the subject in readiness.

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Re: Girl stuff
« Reply #80 on: May 24, 2007, 12:49:44 PM »
This thread is getting rude ( I think)

I just got an e mail from a colleague about something in which she said she would "stick it up tonight".

When I mentioned the Actress and the Bishop she got quite huffy.
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Re: Girl stuff
« Reply #81 on: May 24, 2007, 12:50:36 PM »
This thread is getting rude ( I think)

'sall in the mind Nick.
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Re: Girl stuff
« Reply #82 on: May 24, 2007, 12:55:07 PM »
Naughty boys!

What you do here in Girly Stuff? Taking peek?

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Re: Girl stuff
« Reply #83 on: May 24, 2007, 01:01:51 PM »
Olga. Dot is back, and fairly grumpy. You have two options:

1. Come round and have it all out with her ( I will be in the shed)
2. Move to Berkshire

Sorry Olga, but I am sure you have many more possibilities in your new world.

And thanks, the vaseline is helping, though it's a bit sore. Sorry.

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Re: Girl stuff
« Reply #84 on: May 24, 2007, 01:20:04 PM »
Olga.
Move to Berkshire
That would not be a wise thing to do. evil:
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Re: Girl stuff
« Reply #85 on: May 24, 2007, 01:22:32 PM »
Olga, have you seen my tin of Tiger Balm anywhere?
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Re: Girl stuff
« Reply #86 on: May 24, 2007, 01:23:16 PM »
 redface:

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Re: Girl stuff
« Reply #87 on: May 24, 2007, 01:28:19 PM »
You re labelled it!!

I have looked it up now!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heat_rub

DOES ANYONE HAVE AN ANTIDOTE??????????

MY TROUSERS ARE ON FIRE.

DOT DOT, HELP, DOT

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Re: Girl stuff
« Reply #88 on: May 24, 2007, 01:36:07 PM »
DOES ANYONE HAVE AN ANTIDOTE??????????
I have an Aunty Dot, but she has been abandoned by her psychotic husband who has run off with some Russian tart.

He shouldn't mess with Dot, she has 'connections'. scared2:
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Re: Girl stuff
« Reply #89 on: May 24, 2007, 01:48:44 PM »
I fear this will all end in tears! eeek:
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