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Offline TG

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I imagine you need steady hands for this.
« on: February 22, 2008, 02:12:32 PM »
DIY laser eye surgery?

And why not? $99 an eye. How can it fail?

You can even get the T-shirt

Nelson Ludo of New York says :

I was worried that LASIK@Home would be too hard, but the instructions were very easy to understand. Now I can stop spending money on contact lenses.

He's not kidding!




Got to worth the risk of an eyeball at $99.  happy088

http://www.lasikathome.com/index.html
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Re: I imagine you need steady hands for this.
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2008, 02:16:24 PM »
NOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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Re: I imagine you need steady hands for this.
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2008, 02:20:07 PM »
What could possibly go wrong?
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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: I imagine you need steady hands for this.
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2008, 02:22:07 PM »
Nothing Nick, let us know how it goes.  ;)
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Re: I imagine you need steady hands for this.
« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2008, 02:43:26 PM »
Will do happy088
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Re: I imagine you need steady hands for this.
« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2008, 02:47:02 PM »
Bah!  Banghead

Landlady has just had hers done!  cussing:
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Re: I imagine you need steady hands for this.
« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2008, 03:08:24 PM »
So she will be leaving you soon then. Or buying some shades..........
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« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2008, 03:11:34 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 22, 2008, 03:08:24 PM
So she will be leaving you soon then. Or buying some shades..........
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Re: I imagine you need steady hands for this.
« Reply #8 on: February 22, 2008, 03:16:54 PM »
Not until he has emptied the bank account for the wedding and all sundries attached thereto.
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Re: I imagine you need steady hands for this.
« Reply #9 on: February 22, 2008, 03:17:27 PM »
I'm surprised that she needed them done, I'd have figured that the reflecton from bladyboce would have had the same effect  whistle:


I'm just waiting to hear about the first person who blinds themselves using one  point:
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« Reply #10 on: February 22, 2008, 03:22:37 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 22, 2008, 03:17:27 PM
I'm just waiting to hear about the first person who blinds themselves using one  point:
That'll be Nick then...  whistle:
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Re: I imagine you need steady hands for this.
« Reply #11 on: February 22, 2008, 03:32:50 PM »
I just love the idea that they give you diazepam in the pacck to use as a mild sedative  noooo:
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« Reply #12 on: February 22, 2008, 03:33:10 PM »
Landlady says " Why does Dr. Amir Khadim, M.D., Ph.D. still wear glasses?"
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Re: I imagine you need steady hands for this.
« Reply #13 on: February 22, 2008, 03:47:14 PM »
Gotta love the testimonials

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My LASIK@Home kit came in the mail just a few days after I ordered it. I was so excited that I used it that same night! My boyfriend helped me do it. It was all done in an hour and I didn’t feel a thing! 
  - Jennifer Douma, Attorney, Washington, DC
Formerly nearsighted -3.25, -4.0 prescription

I'll leave the double entendres to other regulars..

I did google her name out of interest and surprise surprise there doesnt appear to be an attorney by that name...................anywhere  rubschin:
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Re: I imagine you need steady hands for this.
« Reply #14 on: February 22, 2008, 03:58:54 PM »


Recent photo of Jennifer Douma.  eeek:
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