This just cannot be REAL

When BM forwarded it to me I just totally thought it to be a wind up

Having just gone through the corrective eye laser procedure myself I can confirm that there is NO WAY you'd do it to yourself (unless you were a total nutter

) - There are loads of yucky prep things that have to be done to the eyeball first

then you have to have the lids sort of taped open with a style of eyelash curler clamped on to hold them open and then they shoot the laser rays into each eye ball

Even if anyone had the nerve to do that to themselves I can just then imagine having the system clamped to you eye and hesitantly going - okay I'm ready, finger on button................oh no I'm not, finger off button...............okay I'm ready, finger on button....................oh no I'm not, finger off button-------I think you get my drift