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Offline tel

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Pillock!
« on: December 10, 2007, 02:21:52 PM »
I have just discovered that I have left my house keys at home!

Will now have to traipse over to Croydon to get Mrs Tel's keys.
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Re: Pillock!
« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2007, 02:23:16 PM »
Quote from: tel on December 10, 2007, 02:21:52 PM
I have just discovered that I have left my house keys at home!

Will now have to traipse over to Croydon to get Mrs Tel's keys.

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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: Pillock!
« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2007, 02:24:13 PM »
Quote from: tel on December 10, 2007, 02:21:52 PM
I have just discovered that I have left my house keys at home!

Will now have to traipse over to Croydon to get Mrs Tel's keys.

 point:

Why can't you just go to the pub and wait for her to get home?
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Re: Pillock!
« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2007, 02:29:58 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 10, 2007, 02:24:13 PM
Quote from: tel on December 10, 2007, 02:21:52 PM
I have just discovered that I have left my house keys at home!

Will now have to traipse over to Croydon to get Mrs Tel's keys.

 point:

Why can't you just go to the pub and wait for her to get home?

Good idea Wenchy. Tel, get there and I'll hold your hand until the rescue party arrives  lol:
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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: Pillock!
« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2007, 02:32:40 PM »
I certainly wouldn't schlep all the way to Croydon! Imagine the traffic!!
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Re: Pillock!
« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2007, 02:37:42 PM »
Imagine Mrs Tel's reaction when she gets home to find an inebriated Tel still in the Pub and ALL his chores not done. angry041:
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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: Pillock!
« Reply #6 on: December 10, 2007, 02:38:11 PM »
I never said he had to drink!
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Re: Pillock!
« Reply #7 on: December 10, 2007, 02:40:50 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 10, 2007, 02:38:11 PM
I never said he had to drink!

And God didn't make the little green apples
And it don't rain in Minneapolis
In the Summer time   whistle:
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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: Pillock!
« Reply #8 on: December 10, 2007, 02:41:46 PM »
Ahhh but you see then he would be in trouble!  eveilgrin:
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Re: Pillock!
« Reply #9 on: December 10, 2007, 02:44:00 PM »
I would have gone to the pub anyway.

However Mrs Tel is working until 8 and won't be happy to find me still there when she comes past.

Will hop on tram, only 100yards away, get keys and then get to pub.
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Re: Pillock!
« Reply #10 on: December 10, 2007, 02:45:03 PM »
It's inevitable ~ best he trails out to Croydon and makes a full confession now rather than trying to make excuses, whilst stinking of beer, later. The Croydon route leads to him being called stupid ~ the pub route leads to accusations of debauchery, caring more about his mates in the pub than Mrs Tel, etc etc. He can't win but he can limit the damage.
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Re: Pillock!
« Reply #11 on: December 10, 2007, 02:45:14 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 10, 2007, 02:41:46 PM
Ahhh but you see then he would be in trouble!  eveilgrin:

It's not the trouble that worries me, it will be the lack of food!
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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: Pillock!
« Reply #12 on: December 10, 2007, 02:45:38 PM »
True. True.

And he gets to go on the tram!
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Re: Pillock!
« Reply #13 on: December 10, 2007, 02:46:01 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on December 10, 2007, 02:45:03 PM
It's inevitable ~ best he trails out to Croydon and makes a full confession now rather than trying to make excuses, whilst stinking of beer, later. The Croydon route leads to him being called stupid ~ the pub route leads to accusations of debauchery, caring more about his mates in the pub than Mrs Tel, etc etc. He can't win but he can limit the damage.

Already spoken to Mrs Tel.
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Re: Pillock!
« Reply #14 on: December 10, 2007, 02:46:44 PM »
Did she call you stupid?
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