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Another Balls Up
« on: December 09, 2007, 03:35:34 PM »

You will note this is a ten year plan to put right all that is wrong in Primary Education ~ so what have Nu Labour been doing for the past ten years?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7135078.stm
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Re: Another Balls Up
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2007, 06:21:12 PM »
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Re: Another Balls Up
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2007, 06:25:54 PM »
Book 2 Uncle Gordons Join the Dots?

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Re: Another Balls Up
« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2007, 07:07:48 AM »
The thing that really, really pisses me is that they are being allowed to get away with all this shite! I mean, I’m talking really, really angry!

Every newspaper, TV show, radio programme should be saying ‘what the fuck have you been doing for the past ten years with all our money?’.

Every newspaper front page should be listing the disasters every day – not some wanker in a canoe that defrauded the insurance for a few quid!

Northern Rock
Iraq
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Education
MoD funding
Cash for honours

There are your headlines for this week – keep at it until they simply have to go.
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Re: Another Balls Up
« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2007, 08:48:56 AM »
Looks like the Constabulary will be on 'work to rule' next.

Good job I got my shotgun license renewal though on time.
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Re: Another Balls Up
« Reply #5 on: December 12, 2007, 09:10:08 AM »
Looks like the Constabulary will be on 'work to rule' next.

Good job I got my shotgun license renewal though on time.

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Re: Another Balls Up
« Reply #6 on: December 12, 2007, 12:15:54 PM »
What about the biggest immigration cock up since Atlee let in an entire Waffen SS division at the end of WW2.
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Re: Another Balls Up
« Reply #7 on: December 12, 2007, 12:46:00 PM »
What about the biggest immigration cock up since Atlee let in an entire Waffen SS division at the end of WW2.

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Re: Another Balls Up
« Reply #8 on: December 12, 2007, 12:47:13 PM »
And I see unemployment is down. It's only 1.64 million now, so that's good news. evil:
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Re: Another Balls Up
« Reply #9 on: December 12, 2007, 12:56:51 PM »
Look, before we end up overloading the site with a complete list of everything that this government has cocked up why not make the much shorter list of things that they have got right.
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Re: Another Balls Up
« Reply #10 on: December 12, 2007, 12:57:19 PM »
Look, before we end up overloading the site with a complete list of everything that this government has cocked up why not make the much shorter list of things that they have got right.
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Re: Another Balls Up
« Reply #11 on: December 12, 2007, 01:00:27 PM »
So that's the end of that thread then.

I saw Patricia Hewitt on the box last night talking about Govt achievement. She actually claimed that membership of the EU had given us access to cvheap foreign holidays!  Does she actually believe that? noooo:
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« Reply #12 on: December 12, 2007, 01:01:30 PM »
So that's the end of that thread then.

I saw Patricia Hewitt on the box last night talking about Govt achievement. She actually claimed that membership of the EU had given us access to cvheap foreign holidays!  Does she actually believe that? noooo:
Cheap holidays or a climate change nightmare... can't make their minds up can they?  noooo:
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Re: Another Balls Up
« Reply #13 on: December 12, 2007, 02:52:37 PM »
access to cvheap foreign holidays


Is that camping in one of those funny little Citroens?
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Re: Another Balls Up
« Reply #14 on: December 12, 2007, 02:53:46 PM »
Sorry Mr Speaker, that was frivolous. redface:

My apologies to The House.
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