I am surprised no one has raised this

[Nick]

Oh, he's definitely guilty. And I bet his Mrs won't be rushing back here!!

[Barman]

Well there you go then ~ nothing more to say until the trial. 

Thread closed... 

[The Moan Ranger]

Not so fast hairless host!

His toothy wife, in Sept 1992:-

"Mrs Darwin said: "I have no reason to think he would have left and stage-managed this.

"All I want is to bury his body."

  A bit of an odd thing to say, don't you think? 

[Bar Wench]

Well at least it's pushed Maddy out of the spotlight. 

[Nick]

Or even 2002?

[Barman]

Not so fast hairless host!

His toothy wife, in Sept 1992:-

"Mrs Darwin said: "I have no reason to think he would have left and stage-managed this.

"All I want is to bury his body."

  A bit of an odd thing to say, don't you think? 

And... 

[The Moan Ranger]

Or even 2002?

Erm...yes 

[Barman]

Well at least it's pushed Maddy out of the spotlight. 

Perhaps she faked her own death for the insurance too?

[Bar Wench]

 

[tel]

I think you meant "nosey"

That is another word for it I suppose. 

TMR is scaring me. 

He lives near you too... 

I know! 

Wenchy, I was nearly on your patch last night, although it was bad news time, so wasn't feeling very sociable.

[Snoopy]

I think you meant "nosey"

That is another word for it I suppose. 

TMR is scaring me. 

He lives near you too... 

I know! 

Wenchy, I was nearly on your patch last night, although it was bad news time, so wasn't feeling very sociable.

 


Oh ~ "Patch"  ~~~~ sorry, misread that one 

[Bar Wench]

Bad news night?

Do you save it all up for one evening?

Is it only when you near my patch?

 

[The Moan Ranger]

It turns out that John Darwin did a stint as a dentist in the late 70's. 25-odd years later he suddenly felt huge remorse for violating one of his patients. He was now working for the government and revealed his dark secret to them. They suggested he "did a Reggie" and would contact him as and when they needed him ( i.e. - a story in the media to deflect public attention from the catastrophic fuck-ups that were bound to happen under either a Brown or Blair administration.)

And that, dear readers, is how he came to walk into a London Police station over the weekend.

True.

Now I'm going for a pint.

[Barman]

It turns out that John Darwin did a stint as a dentist in the late 70's. 25-odd years later he suddenly felt huge remorse for violating one of his patients. He was now working for the government and revealed his dark secret to them. They suggested he "did a Reggie" and would contact him as and when they needed him ( i.e. - a story in the media to deflect public attention from the catastrophic fuck-ups that were bound to happen under either a Brown or Blair administration.)

And that, dear readers, is how he came to walk into a London Police station over the weekend.

True.

Now I'm going for a pint.

Plausible actually…

[Snoopy]

It turns out that John Darwin did a stint as a dentist in the late 70's. 25-odd years later he suddenly felt huge remorse for violating one of his patients. He was now working for the government and revealed his dark secret to them. They suggested he "did a Reggie" and would contact him as and when they needed him ( i.e. - a story in the media to deflect public attention from the catastrophic fuck-ups that were bound to happen under either a Brown or Blair administration.)

And that, dear readers, is how he came to walk into a London Police station over the weekend.

True.

Now I'm going for a pint.

Plausible actually…

'specially the going for a pint bit.