I am surprised no one has raised this

[Grumpmeister]

Oh, he's definitely guilty. And I bet his Mrs won't be rushing back here!!

According to the news this morning she cant return yet as she is waiting for her furniture to arrive. No I dont know about the rest of you but if I'd been in a long term relationship where my other half had simply vanished for so long I thought she was dead and then reappeared the furniture could bloody well wait.

Guilty as hell the pair of them  

[Bar Wench]

Would depend. Is it just furniture or is it precious tat? 

[Barman]

Oh, he's definitely guilty. And I bet his Mrs won't be rushing back here!!

According to the news this morning she cant return yet as she is waiting for her furniture to arrive. No I dont know about the rest of you but if I'd been in a long term relationship where my other half had simply vanished for so long I thought she was dead and then reappeared the furniture could bloody well wait.

Guilty as hell the pair of them  

Tough call… 

Depends if my boxes of cables are being shipped with the furniture or not… 

[Barman]

Snap! 

[Snoopy]

Would depend. Is it just furniture or is it precious tat? 

Bless!
Trust you to get the priorities sorted well in advance. I shall be on the look out for disappearing school teacher stories.

[Bar Wench]

Mr Wench would understand. I hope. 

[Snoopy]

 

[tel]

Bad news night?

Do you save it all up for one evening?

Is it only when you near my patch?

 

MIL died, not unexpected but still a shock.

And it's not just your patch, sister lives in next road along. Must be something about Cheam and certain types of females!

[Snoopy]

Sorry to hear of your loss.

[Bar Wench]

Bad news night?

Do you save it all up for one evening?

Is it only when you near my patch?

 

MIL died, not unexpected but still a shock.

And it's not just your patch, sister lives in next road along. Must be something about Cheam and certain types of females!

Oh dear. 

There do seem to be a lot of tat driven women in Cheam. 

[Barman]

Sorry to hear about MIL...

[tel]

Thank you.

She had been ill for a long time, 7 years or thereabouts, vascular dementia, so hadn't really been part of the real world for some time. A release I suppose.

[The Moan Ranger]

Beagle begrudging my beer. And I thought dogs were meant to be man's best friend.  

[tel]

Bad news night?

Do you save it all up for one evening?

Is it only when you near my patch?

 

MIL died, not unexpected but still a shock.

And it's not just your patch, sister lives in next road along. Must be something about Cheam and certain types of females!

Oh dear. 

There do seem to be a lot of tat driven women in Cheam. 

Always been the way with Cheam women, that and the pipe smoking.

I tended to go for the N. Cheam/Worcester Park Catholic convent girls - St Philomenas, St Theresa and the Ursuline ones - much more amenable.

[Snoopy]

I don't begrudge you your beer old chap .... here have a Bishops Finger on me.