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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: Enforced intimacy
« Reply #15 on: December 04, 2007, 12:00:29 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 04, 2007, 10:56:13 AM
I ought to have complained to the polioce, but I was youngish and so shocked I never did anything about it!!

Erm...I have absolutely no idea what to say to that  eeek:
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Re: Enforced intamacy
« Reply #16 on: December 04, 2007, 12:01:11 PM »
Nor me!

It was a long time ago...........................................................................
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Re: Enforced intimacy
« Reply #17 on: December 04, 2007, 08:01:58 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 04, 2007, 10:56:13 AM
I ought to have complained to the polioce, but I was youngish and so shocked I never did anything about it!!

So you should have.

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Re: Enforced intamacy
« Reply #18 on: December 04, 2007, 08:41:59 PM »
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Re: Enforced intamacy
« Reply #19 on: December 05, 2007, 05:52:02 AM »
Quote from: Nick on December 04, 2007, 10:37:20 AM
I once came round from a dental anaesthetic (gas) to find the dentist tucking my shirt into my trousers. When I go t home I found my underpants were on back to front. eeek:

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Re: Enforced intamacy
« Reply #20 on: December 05, 2007, 09:16:44 AM »
The plot thickens...there is a lot more to this story methinks
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Re: Enforced intamacy
« Reply #21 on: December 05, 2007, 09:20:23 AM »
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on December 05, 2007, 09:16:44 AM
The plot thickens...there is a lot more to this story methinks
Indeed...  rubschin:
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Re: Enforced intamacy
« Reply #22 on: December 05, 2007, 09:51:21 AM »
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on December 05, 2007, 09:16:44 AM
The plot thickens...there is a lot more to this story methinks

Perhaps the tooth had a veeeeery deep root?
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Re: Enforced intamacy
« Reply #23 on: December 05, 2007, 09:52:00 AM »
I cannot enlighten you further. The whole point is that whatever happened happened while I was unconscious!
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Re: Enforced intamacy
« Reply #24 on: December 05, 2007, 09:52:29 AM »
Quote from: Nick on December 05, 2007, 09:52:00 AM
I cannot enlighten you further. The whole point is that whatever happened happened while I was unconscious!
So you say...  whistle:
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Re: Enforced intamacy
« Reply #25 on: December 05, 2007, 09:54:17 AM »
Quote from: Nick on December 05, 2007, 09:52:00 AM
I cannot enlighten you further. The whole point is that whatever happened happened while I was unconscious!

Were the pants inside-out as well?

That would give an important clue.
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Re: Enforced intamacy
« Reply #26 on: December 05, 2007, 09:56:40 AM »
You may, of course, have put your own y fronts on back to front that morning ~ my boys frequently manage this trick and seem totally unaware of it. It is hard to imagine how a dentist would have managed the feat of removing both outer and underwear and then replacing the garments, albeit back to front, from someone of your size without assistance whilst the removee was unconscious.
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Re: Enforced intamacy
« Reply #27 on: December 05, 2007, 12:06:33 PM »
And why did he need to remove them entirely eh? Surely sliding them down around the ankles might have been sufficient eh Holmes?
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Re: Enforced intamacy
« Reply #28 on: December 05, 2007, 12:07:38 PM »
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on December 05, 2007, 12:06:33 PM
And why did he need to removethe entirely eh? Surely sliding them down around the ankles might have been sufficient eh Holmes?
Indeed... good point GOS... the plot thickens...  rubschin:
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Re: Enforced intamacy
« Reply #29 on: December 05, 2007, 12:08:00 PM »
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