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Doctors' Antiques
« on: November 28, 2007, 06:25:07 PM »
OK so we went to the doctor. Long wait. I read the mags on the table.

Article in one by Brian Redhead. Hang on. He's Dead. eeek:

Checked the date

1992!

How do they do that?The mag was in pristine condition!

The property prices were interesting too!
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Re: Doctors' Antiques
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2007, 06:28:57 PM »
The mag was in pristine condition!
How do they do that?

Nobody else is stupid enough to read it.  ::)
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Re: Doctors' Antiques
« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2007, 06:50:25 PM »
I was bored

But where do docs get those old mags from? Oldest I ever saw was a 1973 Country Life in Surrey in 1997!
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Re: Doctors' Antiques
« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2007, 09:24:08 AM »
That really is quite impressive. Personally I think they are donated by people who have kept them for various reasons. For instance, our doctors surgery currently has football magazines from 1994 and Country Living magazines from 98.  redface:

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Re: Doctors' Antiques
« Reply #4 on: November 29, 2007, 09:24:57 AM »
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people who have kept them for various reasons

What reasons? rubschin:
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Re: Doctors' Antiques
« Reply #5 on: November 29, 2007, 09:27:36 AM »
They're suffering anal retention. They should go and see the doctor.  ;)
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Re: Doctors' Antiques
« Reply #6 on: November 29, 2007, 09:28:03 AM »
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Re: Doctors' Antiques
« Reply #7 on: November 29, 2007, 09:28:14 AM »
They're suffering anal retention. They should go and see the doctor.  ;)

They did. To drop off their magazines.  redface:

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Re: Doctors' Antiques
« Reply #8 on: November 29, 2007, 09:30:01 AM »
They are your magazines aren't they?

Maybe you should start a special delivery service. Buy up loads of copies of Country Life now and then flog them to the NHS in about 15 years.
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Re: Doctors' Antiques
« Reply #9 on: November 29, 2007, 09:32:38 AM »
At least mine don't go back as far as Mr Wench's When Saturday Comes!! And now I have to add the sodding Wisden Cricketer in aswell.  Banghead

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« Reply #10 on: November 29, 2007, 09:35:30 AM »
That is partly why I avoid going to the doctor's. That and the receptionists
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Re: Doctors' Antiques
« Reply #11 on: November 29, 2007, 09:47:43 AM »
. .  the receptionists
Most of those were first unleashed on the public in the early 60's, the same as the magazines.  noooo:
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Re: Doctors' Antiques
« Reply #12 on: November 29, 2007, 09:49:21 AM »
I was pleased to see that the nastiest receptionist had her leg bandaged up. I trust she 'phoned in for an appointment at 8.30 a.m. along with half the population of the area and was offered an appointment three days later when she eventually got through. evil:
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« Reply #13 on: November 29, 2007, 09:51:10 AM »
I was pleased to see that the nastiest receptionist had her leg bandaged up. I trust she 'phoned in for an appointment at 8.30 a.m. along with half the population of the area and was offered an appointment three days later when she eventually got through. evil:
Was that Mrs McCartney?
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« Reply #14 on: November 29, 2007, 09:53:31 AM »
Very droll evil:
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