Hello?

[tel]

com·pla·cent 
adj.
Contented to a fault; self-satisfied and unconcerned: He had become complacent after years of success.
Eager to please; complaisant.

"self-satisfied and unconcerned" - nuff said.

[Bar Wench]

We would not be a good match Tel. 

I wouldn't say cavemen or apemen however, I do like a man with a bit of hair on him. 

Like this perhaps?

A mate of mine looks like that. There is no gap between the hair on his head and the hair growing up from his back and shoulders.

Would it be impolite to enquire just how you acquired such an intimate knowledge of your friend's naked if hairy back?

I know what a lot of my friends backs look like. It isn't as though I've been doing anything untoward with them. 

[Snoopy]

   But we are talking chaps here. Prosecutions have been made on less evidence.

[tel]

We would not be a good match Tel. 

I wouldn't say cavemen or apemen however, I do like a man with a bit of hair on him. 

Like this perhaps?

A mate of mine looks like that. There is no gap between the hair on his head and the hair growing up from his back and shoulders.

Would it be impolite to enquire just how you acquired such an intimate knowledge of your friend's naked if hairy back?

I've known the guy for years, worked with him, played football & rugby and been on numerous fishing expeditions.

[tel]

We would not be a good match Tel. 

I wouldn't say cavemen or apemen however, I do like a man with a bit of hair on him. 

Like this perhaps?

A mate of mine looks like that. There is no gap between the hair on his head and the hair growing up from his back and shoulders.

Would it be impolite to enquire just how you acquired such an intimate knowledge of your friend's naked if hairy back?

I know what a lot of my friends backs look like. It isn't as though I've been doing anything untoward with them. 

Male or female?

[Snoopy]

We would not be a good match Tel. 

I wouldn't say cavemen or apemen however, I do like a man with a bit of hair on him. 

Like this perhaps?

A mate of mine looks like that. There is no gap between the hair on his head and the hair growing up from his back and shoulders.

Would it be impolite to enquire just how you acquired such an intimate knowledge of your friend's naked if hairy back?

I've known the guy for years, worked with him, played football & rugby and been on numerous fishing expeditions.

Of course! 

Silly me not to have thought of that. 

[Bar Wench]

We would not be a good match Tel. 

I wouldn't say cavemen or apemen however, I do like a man with a bit of hair on him. 

Like this perhaps?

A mate of mine looks like that. There is no gap between the hair on his head and the hair growing up from his back and shoulders.

Would it be impolite to enquire just how you acquired such an intimate knowledge of your friend's naked if hairy back?

I know what a lot of my friends backs look like. It isn't as though I've been doing anything untoward with them. 

Male or female?

Both.

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

We would not be a good match Tel. 

I wouldn't say cavemen or apemen however, I do like a man with a bit of hair on him. 

Like this perhaps?

A mate of mine looks like that. There is no gap between the hair on his head and the hair growing up from his back and shoulders.

Would it be impolite to enquire just how you acquired such an intimate knowledge of your friend's naked if hairy back?

I know what a lot of my friends backs look like. It isn't as though I've been doing anything untoward with them. 

Male or female?

Both.

You have female friends with backs like that! 

[tel]

No wonder Wench is complacent with her only having hairy legs.

[Bar Wench]

No that I have friends, male and female, that I know what their backs look like and that I haven't been doing anything untoward with them.  

[Snoopy]

We would not be a good match Tel. 

I wouldn't say cavemen or apemen however, I do like a man with a bit of hair on him. 

Like this perhaps?

A mate of mine looks like that. There is no gap between the hair on his head and the hair growing up from his back and shoulders.

Would it be impolite to enquire just how you acquired such an intimate knowledge of your friend's naked if hairy back?

I know what a lot of my friends backs look like. It isn't as though I've been doing anything untoward with them. 

Male or female?

Both.

You have female friends with backs like that! 

I have to say that coming from my Hampshire point of view ~ I am not surprised at this latest revelation of the Surrey female.

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

No that I have friends, male and female, that I know what their backs look like and that I haven't been doing anything untoward with them. 

Well, you would say that, wouldn't you?  (© BarMan)

[Bar Wench]

I only speak the truth. <stalks off nose in air>

[Snoopy]

I only speak the truth. <stalks off nose in air>

And trips over unseen litter basket that the cleaner failed to tuck under someone's desk 

[Snoopy]

You haven't eaten it yet!?!?! 

It's a very rare treat to be looked at for some time before eaten. Just gazing at it, sat on my desk, is not only a pleasure but also a test of moral fibre and fortitude. Just owning it makes me feel virtuous. Greed will take over in time I am sure.

You will be pleased to know that virtue has its own reward ~ I've now eaten mine .... two hours fifteen minutes I held out for ~ is this a record?