Hello?

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

We would not be a good match Tel. 

I wouldn't say cavemen or apemen however, I do like a man with a bit of hair on him. 

Like this perhaps?

[Bar Wench]

We would not be a good match Tel.  

I wouldn't say cavemen or apemen however, I do like a man with a bit of hair on him. 

Oh god, how hairy are you!

Not terribly, I just can't be bothered to shave my legs awfully often.

Aiga Napa? Isn't that party central?

You have'nt got plaits under your arm-pits surely?

Oh no! I shave the pits, just not the legs. I find it warmer. 

[Barman]

We would not be a good match Tel.  

I wouldn't say cavemen or apemen however, I do like a man with a bit of hair on him. 

Oh god, how hairy are you!

Not terribly, I just can't be bothered to shave my legs awfully often.

Aiga Napa? Isn't that party central?

Possibly... but I am at 'work'... 

[tel]

We would not be a good match Tel.  

I wouldn't say cavemen or apemen however, I do like a man with a bit of hair on him. 

Oh god, how hairy are you!

Not terribly, I just can't be bothered to shave my legs awfully often.

Aiga Napa? Isn't that party central?

You have'nt got plaits under your arm-pits surely?

Oh no! I shave the pits, just not the legs. I find it warmer. 

No comment.

[Snoopy]

 

[tel]

We would not be a good match Tel. 

I wouldn't say cavemen or apemen however, I do like a man with a bit of hair on him. 

Like this perhaps?

A mate of mine looks like that. There is no gap between the hair on his head and the hair growing up from his back and shoulders.

[Bar Wench]

Back hair is just wrong! 


I shave my legs once a week. 



Work BM?

[tel]

Back hair is just wrong! 


I shave my legs once a week. 



Work BM?

That's probably the average for most females.

[Darwins Selection]

We would not be a good match Tel. 

I wouldn't say cavemen or apemen however, I do like a man with a bit of hair on him. 

Like this perhaps?

A mate of mine looks like that. There is no gap between the hair on his head and the hair growing up from his back and shoulders.

A Wookie he is.

[Snoopy]

Back hair is just wrong! 


I shave my legs once a week. 



Work BM?

That's probably the average for most females.

Certainly for those that feel they have achieved their goal. Others have to up their game a little.

[tel]

We would not be a good match Tel. 

I wouldn't say cavemen or apemen however, I do like a man with a bit of hair on him. 

Like this perhaps?

A mate of mine looks like that. There is no gap between the hair on his head and the hair growing up from his back and shoulders.

A Wookie he is.

Well, 6ft 8 stands he.

[Bar Wench]

Back hair is just wrong! 


I shave my legs once a week. 



Work BM?

That's probably the average for most females.

Certainly for those that feel they have achieved their goal. Others have to up their game a little.

I'm complacent what can I say?

[tel]

Back hair is just wrong! 


I shave my legs once a week. 



Work BM?

That's probably the average for most females.

Certainly for those that feel they have achieved their goal. Others have to up their game a little.

I'm complacent what can I say?

Sorry?

[Bar Wench]

com·pla·cent 
adj.
Contented to a fault; self-satisfied and unconcerned: He had become complacent after years of success.
Eager to please; complaisant.

[Snoopy]

We would not be a good match Tel. 

I wouldn't say cavemen or apemen however, I do like a man with a bit of hair on him. 

Like this perhaps?

A mate of mine looks like that. There is no gap between the hair on his head and the hair growing up from his back and shoulders.

Would it be impolite to enquire just how you acquired such an intimate knowledge of your friend's naked if hairy back?