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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: Hello?
« Reply #15 on: October 17, 2007, 08:45:14 AM »
I did cuddle my wispa for a good five minutes last night before I ate it. I feel calm just knowing that chocolate is there.  cloud9: Then when I opened the wrapper I sniffed at it for a while too.  redface:

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Re: Hello?
« Reply #16 on: October 17, 2007, 08:46:33 AM »
when I opened the wrapper I sniffed at it for a while too.  redface:
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Re: Hello?
« Reply #17 on: October 17, 2007, 08:47:26 AM »
I did cuddle my wispa for a good five minutes last night before I ate it. I feel calm just knowing that chocolate is there.  cloud9: Then when I opened the wrapper I sniffed at it for a while too.  redface:

Better than sex ~ almost.  rubschin:
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Re: Hello?
« Reply #18 on: October 17, 2007, 09:11:28 AM »
I did cuddle my wispa for a good five minutes last night before I ate it. I feel calm just knowing that chocolate is there.  cloud9: Then when I opened the wrapper I sniffed at it for a while too.  redface:

Better than sex ~ almost.  rubschin:

You can always combine the two! redface:

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Re: Hello?
« Reply #19 on: October 17, 2007, 09:12:50 AM »
I think that's been done with a Mars Bar ~ allegedly
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Re: Hello?
« Reply #20 on: October 17, 2007, 09:13:08 AM »
What a waste of a wispa!  eeek:

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Re: Hello?
« Reply #21 on: October 17, 2007, 09:13:33 AM »
I did cuddle my wispa for a good five minutes last night before I ate it. I feel calm just knowing that chocolate is there.  cloud9: Then when I opened the wrapper I sniffed at it for a while too.  redface:

Better than sex ~ almost.  rubschin:

You can always combine the two! redface:

Inclined to be messy though, I'd have thought. Especially if the action gets a little 'hot'!
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Re: Hello?
« Reply #22 on: October 17, 2007, 09:14:27 AM »
I did cuddle my wispa for a good five minutes last night before I ate it. I feel calm just knowing that chocolate is there.  cloud9: Then when I opened the wrapper I sniffed at it for a while too.  redface:

Better than sex ~ almost.  rubschin:

You can always combine the two! redface:

Inclined to be messy though, I'd have thought. Especially if the action gets a little 'hot'!

That's why you need champagne as well!

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Re: Hello?
« Reply #23 on: October 17, 2007, 09:15:25 AM »
What a waste of champagne!  eeek:

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« Reply #24 on: October 17, 2007, 09:17:42 AM »
What a waste of champagne!  eeek:

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Re: Hello?
« Reply #25 on: October 17, 2007, 09:20:04 AM »
Indeed .... not a drop.

Champagne, I have aways felt, is best drunk, well chilled, from the navel of a naked woman ~ a sip at a time.
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Re: Hello?
« Reply #26 on: October 17, 2007, 09:22:47 AM »
Indeed .... not a drop.

Champagne, I have aways felt, is best drunk, well chilled, from the navel of a naked woman ~ a sip at a time.

Well that's a start. Not sure Wenchy is getting the gist of this, only thinking of her tastebuds and endorphins.

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Re: Hello?
« Reply #27 on: October 17, 2007, 09:24:05 AM »
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Sadly I can't think of anything worse then supping champagne from a blokes fluffy hairy navel.  sick2:

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Re: Hello?
« Reply #28 on: October 17, 2007, 09:25:04 AM »
Nobody asked you to ~ anyway that isn't the point, its chasing the overspill with ones tongue that gets it interesting.
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Re: Hello?
« Reply #29 on: October 17, 2007, 09:25:47 AM »
Indeed .... not a drop.

Champagne, I have aways felt, is best drunk, well chilled, from the navel of a naked woman ~ a sip at a time.

If it is a woman with a navel that would dispense more than one sip at a time, you would maybe not go to so much trouble?
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