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Offline Nick

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Anyway, all sent home at 2.00 due to dangerous cabin temperatures. My car reports that it’s 35 degrees. Cold bath required
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BIZZY!!

New people at Lonely Widow Cottage are having a BBQ. They’ve told me to help myself  cloud9:

Apey can only dream of this  whistle:
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Well, whatever, nevermind

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Anyway, all sent home at 2.00 due to dangerous cabin temperatures. My car reports that it’s 35 degrees. Cold bath required

You could have jumped in the canal before you left then had the windows open on the drive back. That would have helped with the heat  whistle:
I do not have ducks. I do not have a row. I have squirrels and they are all at a rave.

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The Boss calls at 9.30 to see if I’m ok.

Fine, I say, why

You’re meant to be lock keeping today!

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The Boss calls at 9.30 to see if I’m ok.

Fine, I say, why

You’re meant to be lock keeping today!

Whoops  redface: redface:

There is this arcane piece of technology called a calendar..  whistle:
I do not have ducks. I do not have a row. I have squirrels and they are all at a rave.

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The Boss calls at 9.30 to see if I’m ok.

Fine, I say, why

You’re meant to be lock keeping today!

Whoops  redface: redface:

Yet another sign that you're aging.

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The Boss calls at 9.30 to see if I’m ok.

Fine, I say, why

You’re meant to be lock keeping today!

Whoops  redface: redface:
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Well, whatever, nevermind