Author Topic: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2026 lock-keeping adventures thread (Read 25839 times)

Nick · « **Reply #420 on:** May 25, 2026, 02:22:02 PM »

Anyway, all sent home at 2.00 due to dangerous cabin temperatures. My car reports that it’s 35 degrees. Cold bath required

Steve · « **Reply #421 on:** May 25, 2026, 05:30:15 PM »

BIZZY!!

New people at Lonely Widow Cottage are having a BBQ. They’ve told me to help myself

Apey can only dream of this

Grumpmeister · « **Reply #422 on:** May 25, 2026, 05:53:09 PM »

Anyway, all sent home at 2.00 due to dangerous cabin temperatures. My car reports that it’s 35 degrees. Cold bath required

You could have jumped in the canal before you left then had the windows open on the drive back. That would have helped with the heat

Nick · « **Reply #423 on:** **Today** at 11:49:54 AM »

The Boss calls at 9.30 to see if I’m ok.

Fine, I say, why

You’re meant to be lock keeping today!

Whoops

Grumpmeister · « **Reply #424 on:** **Today** at 11:55:47 AM »

The Boss calls at 9.30 to see if I’m ok.

Fine, I say, why

You’re meant to be lock keeping today!

Whoops

There is this arcane piece of technology called a calendar..

Nick · « **Reply #425 on:** **Today** at 11:59:24 AM »

Uncle Mort · « **Reply #426 on:** **Today** at 12:04:09 PM »

The Boss calls at 9.30 to see if I’m ok.

Fine, I say, why

You’re meant to be lock keeping today!

Whoops

Yet another sign that you're aging.

Nick · « **Reply #427 on:** **Today** at 12:05:33 PM »

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