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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2025 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #225 on: June 01, 2025, 06:22:35 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 01, 2025, 04:48:04 PM
And don’t declare you want to get to Nottingham tonight at 4.30 when it’s still 6 hours away and you don’t have a key to get through locks so you get sent back to Newark to buy said key and have to start again tomorrow.
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2025 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #226 on: June 01, 2025, 06:23:21 PM »
You should write a book:  Canals for Dummies
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2025 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #227 on: June 02, 2025, 06:11:00 AM »
Quote from: Steve on June 01, 2025, 06:23:21 PM
You should write a book:  Canals for Dummies

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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2025 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #228 on: June 05, 2025, 11:55:04 AM »
Utterly furious! Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:

 evil:Lock keepers were asked to turn out in force today to help marshal a flotilla which had announced it was parading from Nottingham to Newark with flags and video cameras.

Pissing with rain  evil:


Flotilla turned out to be ONE boat. ONE!

I left and came home via tyre place  Banghead
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2025 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #229 on: June 05, 2025, 01:00:06 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 05, 2025, 11:55:04 AM
Utterly furious! Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:

 evil:Lock keepers were asked to turn out in force today to help marshal a flotilla which had announced it was parading from Nottingham to Newark with flags and video cameras.

Pissing with rain  evil:


Flotilla turned out to be ONE boat. ONE!

I left and came home via tyre place  Banghead
noooo:

It's becoming hard not to conclude that go-boating types are the world's thickest beings
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2025 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #230 on: June 05, 2025, 01:32:11 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 05, 2025, 11:55:04 AM
Utterly furious! Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:

 evil:Lock keepers were asked to turn out in force today to help marshal a flotilla which had announced it was parading from Nottingham to Newark with flags and video cameras.

Pissing with rain  evil:


Flotilla turned out to be ONE boat. ONE!

I left and came home via tyre place  Banghead


Oh gawd, it is pride month isn't it...? ::)
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2025 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #231 on: June 05, 2025, 02:37:53 PM »
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2025 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #232 on: June 05, 2025, 06:28:17 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 05, 2025, 02:37:53 PM
No

https://theboatingassociation.co.uk/history/
But from your observation it seems to be an association of just one  tunble:
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2025 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #233 on: June 05, 2025, 07:05:26 PM »
I’m still furious  cussing:
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2025 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #234 on: June 05, 2025, 08:59:12 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 05, 2025, 07:05:26 PM
I’m still furious  cussing:
You should be.  Has anyone apologised?
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2025 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #235 on: June 06, 2025, 05:35:42 AM »
My terrifying lady boss is on the case  eveilgrin:
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2025 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #236 on: June 06, 2025, 09:10:49 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 06, 2025, 05:35:42 AM
My terrifying lady boss is on the case  eveilgrin:
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2025 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #237 on: June 06, 2025, 09:11:44 AM »
They should rename '(TBA) The Boating Association' to 'The Boat Alone'
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