Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2025 lock-keeping adventures thread

[Steve]

You know about the sandbar as you approach the lock?

Oh yes, know to avoid that!

Good. The last boat that ran aground was there for two days!

We aren’t daft!

Good




OOPS

[Barman]

You know about the sandbar as you approach the lock?

Oh yes, know to avoid that!

Good. The last boat that ran aground was there for two days!

We aren’t daft!

Good




OOPS

[apc2010]

You know about the sandbar as you approach the lock?

Oh yes, know to avoid that!

Good. The last boat that ran aground was there for two days!

We aren’t daft!

Good




OOPS

 

[Nick]

Boater turns up in a big boat

“We’re lost. Which way to the River Trent?”

“This is the River Trent.”

“ Are you sure? We want to go to Nottingham.”

“Just keep going. You can’t miss it.”

 

[Steve]

Boater turns up in a big boat

“We’re lost. Which way to the River Trent?”

“This is the River Trent.”

“ Are you sure? We want to go to Nottingham.”

“Just keep going. You can’t miss it.”

 

[Barman]

Boater turns up in a big boat

“We’re lost. Which way to the River Trent?”

“This is the River Trent.”

“ Are you sure? We want to go to Nottingham.”

“Just keep going. You can’t miss it.”