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Sorry Nick but happy001 happy001 happy001
Well, whatever, nevermind

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You should knife the Mac.  ;)

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 eeek:   noooo:
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This is Mac




Mac lives at the Lock Cottage
Mac is my best friend
Mac is a bouncy dog. Mac can jump as high as my head eeek:
Mac comes to visit me a lot
Mac knows I have dog treats in my lock keeper bag
Today Mac followed me to my car and tried to get into it
Mac was jumping and nipping with his VERY sharp teeth at my lock keeper bag
My lock keeper bag contained, amongst other things, a can of beer left for me by a grateful boater
Mac managed to nip the beer can
My lock keeper bag was on the passenger seat of my car
My passenger seat is now full of beer and my car smells like a brewery evil:

Don't be like Mac cussing:


happy001

Only you Nick...  noooo:

happy001 happy001

Nick's luck must be improving. Under normal for Nick circumstances he'd have been pulled over by the plod on the way back..  eeek:
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Had this beauty through this morning



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Had this beauty through this morning




 :thumbsup: Just noticed the woman at the side. Either that's a biggun, or she's a shortarse  rubschin:
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She was a regular issue normal size wumman and there for scale. It was a whopper  eeek:
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ALso had THREE cop cars and six cops turn up today. This place is in the middle of nowhere!

They marched across to see me

"We are cracking down on illegal anglers!"
Me: You chose a lovely Friday afternoon to do it. Is this a police priority?
Them: The Chief Constable is a keen angler

 noooo:

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ALso had THREE cop cars and six cops turn up today. This place is in the middle of nowhere!

They marched across to see me

"We are cracking down on illegal anglers!"
Me: You chose a lovely Friday afternoon to do it. Is this a police priority?
Them: The Chief Constable is a keen angler

 noooo:

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Nice looking area to spend the day   rubschin:

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