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Offline Nick

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Clinical trials
« on: February 04, 2022, 03:19:32 PM »
I sort of apply for one rubschin:

Summat about respiratory diseases

They call. They ask questions

I am accepted

Am I happy to travel to UCL in London monthly, all expenses paid and £100 per visit?

London here I come on Tuesday  :thumbsup:
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Re: Clinical trials
« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2022, 03:49:34 PM »
So you are going to be either pumped full of experimental medicine or infected with something and then pumped full of experimental medicine that theoretically treats whatever they have given you to see if it is safe for human use....


What could possibly go wrong..  rubschin:



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Re: Clinical trials
« Reply #2 on: February 04, 2022, 03:53:17 PM »
Well, yes, there are dodgy elements, but I am dying anywho, so free trips to London and free lunches with SUzi and others  :thumbsup:
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Re: Clinical trials
« Reply #3 on: February 04, 2022, 03:56:46 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 04, 2022, 03:49:34 PM
So you are going to be either pumped full of experimental medicine or infected with something and then pumped full of experimental medicine that theoretically treats whatever they have given you to see if it is safe for human use....


What could possibly go wrong..  rubschin:



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I wonder if we could get a twofer on the suits...?  rubschin:
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Re: Clinical trials
« Reply #4 on: February 04, 2022, 03:57:05 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 04, 2022, 03:53:17 PM
Well, yes, there are dodgy elements, but I am dying anywho, so free trips to London and free lunches with SUzi and others  :thumbsup:

Suzi...  eyes:
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Re: Clinical trials
« Reply #5 on: February 04, 2022, 05:53:03 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 04, 2022, 03:19:32 PM
I sort of apply for one rubschin:

Summat about respiratory diseases

They call. They ask questions

I am accepted

Am I happy to travel to UCL in London monthly, all expenses paid and £100 per visit?

London here I come on Tuesday  :thumbsup:

In other news UCL announce their 2nd Tuesday of each month gimp peep show
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Re: Clinical trials
« Reply #6 on: February 04, 2022, 06:02:21 PM »
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Re: Clinical trials
« Reply #7 on: February 04, 2022, 06:09:32 PM »
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Re: Clinical trials
« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2022, 04:50:51 PM »
That was an interesting day out!

The doctor/researcher I am assigned to is Russian.Apparently he did his medical training in the Russian Army  eeek: scared2:

At one point he left the office and then knocked on the door before he came back in  rubschin:

I asked him why. "Army training. You don't want to surprise someone and get shot by mistake" eeek:
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Re: Clinical trials
« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2022, 04:53:49 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 08, 2022, 04:50:51 PM
That was an interesting day out!

The doctor/researcher I am assigned to is Russian.Apparently he did his medical training in the Russian Army  eeek: scared2:

At one point he left the office and then knocked on the door before he came back in  rubschin:

I asked him why. "Army training. You don't want to surprise someone and get shot by mistake" eeek:

 eeek:
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Re: Clinical trials
« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2022, 05:33:06 PM »
Quote from: Barman on February 08, 2022, 04:53:49 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 08, 2022, 04:50:51 PM
That was an interesting day out!

The doctor/researcher I am assigned to is Russian.Apparently he did his medical training in the Russian Army  eeek: scared2:

At one point he left the office and then knocked on the door before he came back in  rubschin:

I asked him why. "Army training. You don't want to surprise someone and get shot by mistake" eeek:

 eeek:

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Re: Clinical trials
« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2022, 05:57:37 PM »
 eeek: scared2:
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Re: Clinical trials
« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2022, 07:18:42 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 08, 2022, 04:50:51 PM
That was an interesting day out!

The doctor/researcher I am assigned to is Russian.Apparently he did his medical training in the Russian Army  eeek: scared2:

At one point he left the office and then knocked on the door before he came back in  rubschin:

I asked him why. "Army training. You don't want to surprise someone and get shot by mistake" eeek:

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Re: Clinical trials
« Reply #13 on: February 21, 2022, 04:29:16 PM »
Off to London at early o'clock for my vaccination/placebo

Ker ching!!
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Re: Clinical trials
« Reply #14 on: February 21, 2022, 11:42:41 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 21, 2022, 04:29:16 PM
Off to London at early o'clock for my vaccination/placebo

Ker ching!!

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No obvious problems so far, seems to have done wonders for my hair and I'm sure the extra arm will come in handy. Maybe BM should sign up for the trial. I wish I knew who keeps calling my name though..



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