WE all know that human curiousity knows no bounds. I have had this thread before, I think. Maybe it's a boy thing.
I am sure we can all learn from one another. MIcrowaving things that shouldn't be microwaved, for example. Just to see what, er, happens.
Of knocking down chimneys for no reason. Or poking badgers.
Today's was disgusting.
Marmite has taken to eating, with our help of course, sachets of food. She would never get through a tin quick enough and then they stank.
Today I reached for a sachet and found it SWOLLEN to heroic proportions. SOme kind of infestation. It was as tight as a drum.
I put it on the back step by itself. LAter I thought I should dispose of it before it went off like a hand grenade. I walked it to the bin and was about to drop it in when 2 thoughts occured:
1. What if it goes off in the bin?
2. What would happen if I just dropped a brick on it?
After some thought, I opted for 2.
CHRIST. BANG. Some foul evil smelling slime shot out and polluted the entire open air. It also sprayed itself all over our neighbour's convertible.
As a mature responsible person I considered carefully what to do or say about this "accident". After some consideration I fled the scene. "2" hours later the stench is still hanging in the air (after a rainstorm)!
