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Miss C and the Phantom Dog Plot
« on: November 26, 2019, 07:09:09 PM »
This is weird.

1. Miss C likes dogs and wants a dog
2. Not a puppy, like, but an elderly rescue dog
3. In January or February she is moving to a sort of retirement village, all adapted for wheelchair users and so on, with gardens and stuff  :thumbsup:
4. IF she has an existing dog, she can take it with her
5. She cannot acquire a dog once she has moved there
6. Therefore she needs to acquire a dog which she claims she already has and which is being looked after by "a friend"  whistle:
7. Thus, between now and the start of next year Miss C and I have to conspire to acquire a dog which will temporarily move in with me before I appear and restore it Miss C in her new home

8. What can possibly go wrong??  rubschin:
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Re: Miss C and the Phantom Dog Plot
« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2019, 07:34:25 PM »
This is weird.

1. Miss C likes dogs and wants a dog
2. Not a puppy, like, but an elderly rescue dog
3. In January or February she is moving to a sort of retirement village, all adapted for wheelchair users and so on, with gardens and stuff  :thumbsup:
4. IF she has an existing dog, she can take it with her
5. She cannot acquire a dog once she has moved there
6. Therefore she needs to acquire a dog which she claims she already has and which is being looked after by "a friend"  whistle:
7. Thus, between now and the start of next year Miss C and I have to conspire to acquire a dog which will temporarily move in with me before I appear and restore it Miss C in her new home

8. What can possibly go wrong??  rubschin:

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Re: Miss C and the Phantom Dog Plot
« Reply #2 on: November 26, 2019, 07:38:43 PM »
Or chump?  rubschin:
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Re: Miss C and the Phantom Dog Plot
« Reply #3 on: November 26, 2019, 08:02:12 PM »
Well, whatever nevermind

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Re: Miss C and the Phantom Dog Plot
« Reply #4 on: November 26, 2019, 08:03:20 PM »
This is weird.

1. Miss C likes dogs and wants a dog
2. Not a puppy, like, but an elderly rescue dog
3. In January or February she is moving to a sort of retirement village, all adapted for wheelchair users and so on, with gardens and stuff  :thumbsup:
4. IF she has an existing dog, she can take it with her
5. She cannot acquire a dog once she has moved there
6. Therefore she needs to acquire a dog which she claims she already has and which is being looked after by "a friend"  whistle:
7. Thus, between now and the start of next year Miss C and I have to conspire to acquire a dog which will temporarily move in with me before I appear and restore it Miss C in her new home

8. What can possibly go wrong??  rubschin:
Well if you look at it from the dog's viewpoint there's an apocalypse looming
Well, whatever nevermind

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Re: Miss C and the Phantom Dog Plot
« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2019, 07:26:37 AM »
This is weird.

1. Miss C likes dogs and wants a dog
2. Not a puppy, like, but an elderly rescue dog
3. In January or February she is moving to a sort of retirement village, all adapted for wheelchair users and so on, with gardens and stuff  :thumbsup:
4. IF she has an existing dog, she can take it with her
5. She cannot acquire a dog once she has moved there
6. Therefore she needs to acquire a dog which she claims she already has and which is being looked after by "a friend"  whistle:
7. Thus, between now and the start of next year Miss C and I have to conspire to acquire a dog which will temporarily move in with me before I appear and restore it Miss C in her new home

8. What can possibly go wrong??  rubschin:

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Re: Miss C and the Phantom Dog Plot
« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2019, 02:08:13 PM »
This is weird.

1. Miss C likes dogs and wants a dog
2. Not a puppy, like, but an elderly rescue dog
3. In January or February she is moving to a sort of retirement village, all adapted for wheelchair users and so on, with gardens and stuff  :thumbsup:
4. IF she has an existing dog, she can take it with her
5. She cannot acquire a dog once she has moved there
6. Therefore she needs to acquire a dog which she claims she already has and which is being looked after by "a friend"  whistle:
7. Thus, between now and the start of next year Miss C and I have to conspire to acquire a dog which will temporarily move in with me before I appear and restore it Miss C in her new home

8. What can possibly go wrong??  rubschin:

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Re: Miss C and the Phantom Dog Plot
« Reply #7 on: November 27, 2019, 08:06:09 PM »
This is weird.

1. Miss C likes dogs and wants a dog
2. Not a puppy, like, but an elderly rescue dog
3. In January or February she is moving to a sort of retirement village, all adapted for wheelchair users and so on, with gardens and stuff  :thumbsup:
4. IF she has an existing dog, she can take it with her
5. She cannot acquire a dog once she has moved there
6. Therefore she needs to acquire a dog which she claims she already has and which is being looked after by "a friend"  whistle:
7. Thus, between now and the start of next year Miss C and I have to conspire to acquire a dog which will temporarily move in with me before I appear and restore it Miss C in her new home

8. What can possibly go wrong??  rubschin:

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