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Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
« Reply #90 on: September 13, 2019, 05:36:27 PM »
OK. these mountain roads are perilous, but screaming like a stuck pig and then feigning a heart attack.... noooo: noooo: noooo:

You mean your passengers normally don't have that reaction to seeing you behind the wheel?  whistle:
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
« Reply #91 on: September 13, 2019, 06:07:17 PM »
He probably has the images of Fifi's traumatic death fresh in his mind  whistle:
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Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
« Reply #92 on: September 13, 2019, 06:08:48 PM »
I have put Nod in charge of food and wine shopping. He goes to the SPar shop nearby where he is becoming well known for his miming abilities.

Obviously we are avoiding salami and the like  noooo:
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Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
« Reply #93 on: September 13, 2019, 06:49:02 PM »
I have put Nod in charge of food and wine shopping. He goes to the SPar shop nearby where he is becoming well known for his miming abilities.

Obviously we are avoiding salami and the like  noooo:

Give Sam and Ella our regards...  whistle:
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Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
« Reply #94 on: September 13, 2019, 07:59:38 PM »
He probably has the images of Fifi's traumatic death fresh in his mind  whistle:
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Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
« Reply #95 on: September 13, 2019, 09:36:51 PM »
Well it looks like the impossible may have happened. Friday the 13th is almost over and so far there is no report of a massive gubberation from Nick...  Shocked:
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Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
« Reply #96 on: September 13, 2019, 10:32:09 PM »
Home from great night ..lovely people ..etc ...

BUT again a truly drop-dead  gorgeous girl ( think Sofia Lauren at best .) ....

With Tatoos up one arm .. noooo:

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Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
« Reply #97 on: September 13, 2019, 10:47:19 PM »
Home from great night ..lovely people ..etc ...

BUT again a truly drop-dead  gorgeous girl ( think Sofia Lauren at best .) ....

With Tatoos up one arm .. noooo:

Out of curiosity did you mean to post this in the 'where are you today' thread?  whistle:
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Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
« Reply #98 on: September 13, 2019, 11:20:09 PM »
Home from great night ..lovely people ..etc ...

BUT again a truly drop-dead  gorgeous girl ( think Sofia Lauren at best .) ....

With Tatoos up one arm .. noooo:

Out of curiosity did you mean to post this in the 'where are you today' thread?  whistle:

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Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
« Reply #99 on: September 14, 2019, 04:17:13 AM »
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

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Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
« Reply #100 on: September 14, 2019, 08:19:01 AM »
cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

My lovely thread  sad24:

Just share some more tales of travellers woe and I'm sure everyone will forget Apey's faux pas  whistle:
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Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
« Reply #101 on: September 15, 2019, 07:26:39 AM »
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Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
« Reply #102 on: September 15, 2019, 07:39:08 AM »
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Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
« Reply #103 on: September 15, 2019, 09:06:52 AM »
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Spending time with both Nick and Nod and you are surprised I went straight for the nearest bar?  eeek:

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Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
« Reply #104 on: September 15, 2019, 09:38:45 AM »
Hope the church bells aren't too loud  lol:
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