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Title: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Nick on August 16, 2019, 08:07:43 AM
Possibly with an added visit from Pasties  cloud9:

What can possibly go wrong?
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Steve on August 16, 2019, 09:03:10 AM
I'm sure Nod will manage something new and creative









and you will outdo him
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Nick on August 16, 2019, 09:08:16 AM
Nod is giving a lecture next week at the Vicar's Daughter's museum. It is 6 miles from his house. He asked her for a travel itinerary  facepalm:

Guess who is giving him a lift there and back  angel1
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Steve on August 16, 2019, 09:16:56 AM
Nod is giving a lecture next week at the Vicar's Daughter's museum. It is 6 miles from his house. He asked her for a travel itinerary  facepalm:

Guess who is giving him a lift there and back  angel1
Wouldn't it be smarter just to give him a lift there?
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Nick on August 16, 2019, 09:20:56 AM
 eveilgrin:  Yes, but now I have to take the Vicar's Daughter home too.  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 16, 2019, 11:01:23 AM
 When does this event take place .....the  senior version of The Inbetweeners movie  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Nick on August 16, 2019, 11:41:55 AM
Blast off is September 11th, or 9/11 as the colonials call it  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Barman on August 16, 2019, 11:48:41 AM
Blast off is September 11th, or 9/11 as the colonials call it  rubschin:

 scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 16, 2019, 11:50:42 AM
Given that it's Nick and Nod what are the odds they've managed to bugger up the reservations. Cue the tragical mystery tour...  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Nick on August 16, 2019, 12:14:15 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 16, 2019, 12:19:12 PM
cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Look at both your and Nod's track records and tell me I'm wrong...  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Nick on August 16, 2019, 12:21:59 PM
Nothing can possibly go wrong  cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 16, 2019, 12:27:52 PM
Nothing can possibly go wrong  cussing: cussing:

Of course, of course...  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Nick on August 16, 2019, 12:28:44 PM
Unless the Spanish plod catch up with us for that unpaid fine from the last trip  scared2: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 16, 2019, 12:39:32 PM
Unless the Spanish plod catch up with us for that unpaid fine from the last trip  scared2: scared2: scared2:

Flagged for being PNG and caught at the airport you say...  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Nick on August 16, 2019, 12:40:44 PM
 sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Steve on August 16, 2019, 12:48:39 PM
Unless the Spanish plod catch up with us for that unpaid fine from the last trip  scared2: scared2: scared2:
I'm sure the excellent state of UK Spanish relations will see you released from jail within 2 weeks
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 16, 2019, 12:49:06 PM
It's OK Nick, I'm sure that the rest of the members here will be happy to campaign for your and Nod's release.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Steve on August 16, 2019, 12:51:31 PM
It's OK Nick, I'm sure that the rest of the members here will be happy to campaign for your and Nod's release.  :thumbsup:
happy001
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Nick on August 16, 2019, 12:52:00 PM
 sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 16, 2019, 12:53:30 PM
It's OK Nick, I'm sure that the rest of the members here will be happy to campaign for your and Nod's release.  :thumbsup:
happy001

Don't be like that Steve, I've already figured out merchandising to fund the campaign. A whole range of T-shirts, hoodies, caps, mugs, stickers etc emblazoned with "FREE THE BIRD BRAINED 2"  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Steve on August 16, 2019, 01:03:58 PM
It's OK Nick, I'm sure that the rest of the members here will be happy to campaign for your and Nod's release.  :thumbsup:
happy001

Don't be like that Steve, I've already figured out merchandising to fund the campaign. A whole range of T-shirts, hoodies, caps, mugs, stickers etc emblazoned with "FREE THE BIRD BRAINED 2"  whistle:

Just think of all those 'Tales from Cell Block Cinquo' we could enjoy
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Nick on August 16, 2019, 01:08:03 PM
 Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Steve on August 16, 2019, 01:25:30 PM
I expect Pastis has already rehearsed saying 'ningún oficial no tienen nada que ver conmigo'
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Nick on August 16, 2019, 01:39:54 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Steve on August 16, 2019, 03:52:45 PM
 angel1

[serious] why not just pay the fine? [/serious]
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Nick on August 16, 2019, 03:58:11 PM
The fine was in two parts when they towed the car away:

1. Release car from compound (40 Euros)
2. 300 Euro fine for the parking and lifting stuff which I found later and we were meant to pay at the Spanish plod shop. We fled the town and I threw the paperwork away 18 months ago. Nothing came back via the car hire company...

It was all on bits of paper, so not a problem, with a hire car from Madrid and so on.

 redface:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: apc2010 on August 16, 2019, 05:07:03 PM
Bm  get the spare room ready ......... Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Barman on August 17, 2019, 08:04:06 AM
Bm  get the spare room ready ......... Thumbs:

 sad24:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 17, 2019, 09:25:36 AM
The fine was in two parts when they towed the car away:

1. Release car from compound (40 Euros)
2. 300 Euro fine for the parking and lifting stuff which I found later and we were meant to pay at the Spanish plod shop. We fled the town and I threw the paperwork away 18 months ago. Nothing came back via the car hire company...

It was all on bits of paper, so not a problem, with a hire car from Madrid and so on.

 redface:

Nick, international criminal mastermong...  lol:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 18, 2019, 08:59:51 PM
Why do I get the feeling that Nick managed to bugger up the ticket date and they are already over there...  scared2:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7369229/Gran-Canaria-wildfire-means-4-000-people-told-evacuate-700-firefighters-tackle-blaze.html
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Steve on August 18, 2019, 09:36:05 PM
Why do I get the feeling that Nick managed to bugger up the ticket date and they are already over there...  scared2:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7369229/Gran-Canaria-wildfire-means-4-000-people-told-evacuate-700-firefighters-tackle-blaze.html
It's Mr Stew's telekinetic powers  scared2: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 18, 2019, 11:49:28 PM
Why do I get the feeling that Nick managed to bugger up the ticket date and they are already over there...  scared2:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7369229/Gran-Canaria-wildfire-means-4-000-people-told-evacuate-700-firefighters-tackle-blaze.html
It's Mr Stew's telekinetic powers  scared2: scared2: scared2:

Either that or having been forewarned they are in a mad panic to get rid of anything flammable...  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Nick on August 19, 2019, 05:26:37 AM
 ::)
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Steve on August 19, 2019, 09:13:53 AM
Why do I get the feeling that Nick managed to bugger up the ticket date and they are already over there...  scared2:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7369229/Gran-Canaria-wildfire-means-4-000-people-told-evacuate-700-firefighters-tackle-blaze.html
It's Mr Stew's telekinetic powers  scared2: scared2: scared2:

Either that or having been forewarned they are in a mad panic to get rid of anything flammable...  rubschin:
Wot, even the booze?   noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: apc2010 on August 19, 2019, 12:43:27 PM
Dealing with Mongs again .....on Msg...

"are you free? "

ME .." Hi there what exactly you looking to book ? "  (I offer about 8 different services).....

Several msg later .. noooo:

" I want the beach BBQ "

Several msg later ...

Which date please ???

" between 20th and 27th "


No month ..no year .. Banghead



 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Nick on August 19, 2019, 01:00:45 PM
Wrong thread  ::)

Did you just wake up?
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: apc2010 on August 19, 2019, 01:12:08 PM
Wrong thread  ::)

Did you just wake up?

 rubschin:

 whistle:


 redface:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Nick on August 27, 2019, 06:02:04 PM
Pasties confirms he is visiting us for a weekend in the Canaries. What can possibly go wrong?
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: apc2010 on August 27, 2019, 10:54:37 PM
Pasties confirms he is visiting us for a weekend in the Canaries. What can possibly go wrong?

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 28, 2019, 02:29:49 AM
Pasties confirms he is visiting us for a weekend in the Canaries. What can possibly go wrong?

Ah, the new pub game. What chaos can Nick and Nod drag Pasties into...  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 28, 2019, 05:17:28 PM
Pasties confirms he is visiting us for a weekend in the Canaries. What can possibly go wrong?

It's a perverse game of snog , marry, avoid  ;D
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Nick on August 28, 2019, 05:19:14 PM
 cussing:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Barman on August 28, 2019, 06:08:39 PM
Pasties confirms he is visiting us for a weekend in the Canaries. What can possibly go wrong?

It's a perverse game of snog , marry, avoid  ;D

 drumroll:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Nick on August 28, 2019, 06:12:19 PM
 evil:

Nothing can possibly go wrong  angel1
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2019, 05:31:15 AM
Ryanair's new baggage policy and charging structure are BASTARDS!
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2019, 05:40:48 AM
Ryanair's new baggage policy and charging structure are BASTARDS!

Who knew...? ::)
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2019, 05:46:10 AM
It's almost like they are trying to trick you into spending more   rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2019, 06:25:55 AM
It's almost like they are trying to trick you into spending more   rubschin:

 Shocked:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2019, 06:38:28 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVASZ2lCY5Y (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVASZ2lCY5Y)

 cussing:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2019, 06:50:37 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVASZ2lCY5Y (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVASZ2lCY5Y)

 cussing:

 point:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Steve on September 10, 2019, 08:26:33 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVASZ2lCY5Y (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVASZ2lCY5Y)

 cussing:

 point:
point: point: and it's an Affs

Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2019, 08:31:21 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVASZ2lCY5Y (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVASZ2lCY5Y)

 cussing:

 point:
point: point: and it's an Affs

I've flown with them more than once   ::)
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Steve on September 10, 2019, 08:34:07 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVASZ2lCY5Y (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVASZ2lCY5Y)

 cussing:

 point:
point: point: and it's an Affs

I've flown with them more than once   ::)
So you knew you knew

Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 10, 2019, 09:05:35 AM
Ryanair's new baggage policy and charging structure are BASTARDS!

Did you not read the multitude of posts here over the years about the grasping shit show that is Ryanair.

On the other hand given the running joke about them landing close to the destination you can blame them for wherever you end up on the magical mongstery tour.  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2019, 11:22:38 AM
The AirBnB host has just asked if she should make up both bedrooms or if we prefer to share eeek:

I said both!! Even if I were gay I wouldn't fancy Nod  sick2:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 10, 2019, 11:34:32 AM
The AirBnB host has just asked if she should make up both bedrooms or if we prefer to share eeek:

I said both!! Even if I were gay I wouldn't fancy Nod  sick2:

What's the phrase......

Oh yes

Verily, methinks that Nick protesteth too much  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2019, 11:52:50 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2019, 11:54:03 AM
When my friend the Lady Vicar heard I was going away with Nod, she said she would pray for me  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 10, 2019, 12:06:15 PM
When my friend the Lady Vicar heard I was going away with Nod, she said she would pray for me  cloud9:

Quote from: The Lady Vicar
Our Father, I know that this is stretching the whole omnipotent thing but please try to keep Nick from causing too much chaos while on his holiday.

Amen

 rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2019, 12:08:30 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2019, 12:17:47 PM
The AirBnB host has just asked if she should make up both bedrooms or if we prefer to share eeek:

I said both!! Even if I were gay I wouldn't fancy Nod  sick2:

What's the phrase......

Oh yes

Verily, methinks that Nick protesteth too much  whistle:

Indeed... Gayer:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: apc2010 on September 10, 2019, 02:14:45 PM
evil:

Don't throw your toys out of .......oh wait ........ rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2019, 02:17:49 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Steve on September 10, 2019, 02:29:18 PM
 lol: lol: lol:

Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 10, 2019, 04:17:01 PM
Just a thought, did Nod book the Canneries holiday?

(https://www.hakaimagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/header-st-jeans.jpg)
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2019, 04:50:45 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: apc2010 on September 10, 2019, 05:07:28 PM
Just a thought, did Nod book the Canneries holiday?

(https://www.hakaimagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/header-st-jeans.jpg)

 drumroll:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Barman on September 11, 2019, 04:09:32 AM
Just a thought, did Nod book the Canneries holiday?

(https://www.hakaimagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/header-st-jeans.jpg)

 drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll:
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Nick on September 11, 2019, 01:29:38 PM
Mr O'Flighty here we come  scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: apc2010 on September 11, 2019, 01:56:52 PM
Mr O'Flighty here we come  scared2:


 Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 11, 2019, 02:00:23 PM
We await the incident free tales :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Barman on September 11, 2019, 02:03:38 PM
We await the incident free tales :thumbsup:

Do we...?  redface:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 11, 2019, 02:06:12 PM
Possibly ...only if Songs of Praise is  not on the telly  lol:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Barman on September 11, 2019, 02:09:58 PM
Possibly ...only if Songs of Praise is  or on the telly  lol:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Steve on September 11, 2019, 05:49:45 PM
Possibly ...only if Songs of Praise is  not on the telly  lol:

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Nick on September 11, 2019, 11:22:30 PM
We made it  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Nod is a fucking liability  cussing:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 11, 2019, 11:24:53 PM
We made it  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Nod is a fucking liability  cussing:

We've always said you were a match made in Mayhem  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Nick on September 11, 2019, 11:38:26 PM
His utter incompetence is beyond all belief. He even tried to climb into the driver's seat in the taxi from the airport!!!!

Room keys? An utter mystery  noooo:

Airport navigation?? I need to keep him on a lead  noooo:

Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Barman on September 12, 2019, 04:22:20 AM
We made it  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Nod is a fucking liability  cussing:

Who knew eh...? ::)
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 12, 2019, 06:08:51 AM
We made it  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Nod is a fucking liability  cussing:

Who knew eh...? ::)

Not that I want to worry the other members but it may be wise to commission a study on the long term effects of Nick-o-ray exposure...  scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Steve on September 12, 2019, 09:11:55 AM
We made it  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Nod is a fucking liability  cussing:

Who knew eh...? ::)

Not that I want to worry the other members but it may be wise to commission a study on the long term effects of Nick-o-ray exposure...  scared2:
scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Nick on September 12, 2019, 03:22:33 PM
1. NOd lost his backpack at the airport. It contained: passport, wallet, all cash, phone, specs etc.

I found it before security shut the place down  angel1

2. The car is the teeniest Fiat 500. How the fuck we get Pasties in it on Saturday without putting Nod in the boot, I do not know..... rubschin:

3. Caught Nod sorting his small change into little bags. I asked him why. "These EUro coins are not Spanish, look these are Irish!"

I spend time explaining about the Euro  facepalm:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Barman on September 12, 2019, 03:30:40 PM
1. NOd lost his backpack at the airport. It contained: passport, wallet, all cash, phone, specs etc.

I found it before security shut the place down  angel1

2. The car is the teeniest Fiat 500. How the fuck we get Pasties in it on Saturday without putting Nod in the boot, I do not know..... rubschin:

3. Caught Nod sorting his small change into little bags. I asked him why. "These EUro coins are not Spanish, look these are Irish!"

I spend time explaining about the Euro  facepalm:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 12, 2019, 03:30:59 PM
1. NOd lost his backpack at the airport. It contained: passport, wallet, all cash, phone, specs etc.

I found it before security shut the place down  angel1

2. The car is the teeniest Fiat 500. How the fuck we get Pasties in it on Saturday without putting Nod in the boot, I do not know..... rubschin:

3. Caught Nod sorting his small change into little bags. I asked him why. "These EUro coins are not Spanish, look these are Irish!"

I spend time explaining about the Euro  facepalm:

If Growler saw this he'd probably be laughing at the irony...  lol:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Steve on September 12, 2019, 03:45:33 PM
1. NOd lost his backpack at the airport. It contained: passport, wallet, all cash, phone, specs etc.

I found it before security shut the place down  angel1

2. The car is the teeniest Fiat 500. How the fuck we get Pasties in it on Saturday without putting Nod in the boot, I do not know..... rubschin:

3. Caught Nod sorting his small change into little bags. I asked him why. "These EUro coins are not Spanish, look these are Irish!"

I spend time explaining about the Euro  facepalm:

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:

"How the fuck we get Pasties in it on Saturday without putting Nod in the boot, I do not know"

Seems you've answered your own question.   Well there's always the duck tape him to the roof option



Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 12, 2019, 09:49:59 PM
So who is going to be the 1st one having to go to the back quack for prolonged Fiat exposure ?
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: apc2010 on September 12, 2019, 09:52:44 PM
So who is going to be the 1st one having to go to the back quack for prolonged Fiat exposure ?

Not everyone ONLY uses the back seats ......... whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Nick on September 13, 2019, 03:25:30 PM
OK. these mountain roads are perilous, but screaming like a stuck pig and then feigning a heart attack.... noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 13, 2019, 04:59:56 PM
He probably has the images of Fifi's traumatic death fresh in his mind  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 13, 2019, 05:36:27 PM
OK. these mountain roads are perilous, but screaming like a stuck pig and then feigning a heart attack.... noooo: noooo: noooo:

You mean your passengers normally don't have that reaction to seeing you behind the wheel?  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Nick on September 13, 2019, 06:07:17 PM
He probably has the images of Fifi's traumatic death fresh in his mind  whistle:
rubschin: rubschin:

 Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Nick on September 13, 2019, 06:08:48 PM
I have put Nod in charge of food and wine shopping. He goes to the SPar shop nearby where he is becoming well known for his miming abilities.

Obviously we are avoiding salami and the like  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 13, 2019, 06:49:02 PM
I have put Nod in charge of food and wine shopping. He goes to the SPar shop nearby where he is becoming well known for his miming abilities.

Obviously we are avoiding salami and the like  noooo:

Give Sam and Ella our regards...  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Steve on September 13, 2019, 07:59:38 PM
He probably has the images of Fifi's traumatic death fresh in his mind  whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 13, 2019, 09:36:51 PM
Well it looks like the impossible may have happened. Friday the 13th is almost over and so far there is no report of a massive gubberation from Nick...  Shocked:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: apc2010 on September 13, 2019, 10:32:09 PM
Home from great night ..lovely people ..etc ...

BUT again a truly drop-dead  gorgeous girl ( think Sofia Lauren at best .) ....

With Tatoos up one arm .. noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 13, 2019, 10:47:19 PM
Home from great night ..lovely people ..etc ...

BUT again a truly drop-dead  gorgeous girl ( think Sofia Lauren at best .) ....

With Tatoos up one arm .. noooo:

Out of curiosity did you mean to post this in the 'where are you today' thread?  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: apc2010 on September 13, 2019, 11:20:09 PM
Home from great night ..lovely people ..etc ...

BUT again a truly drop-dead  gorgeous girl ( think Sofia Lauren at best .) ....

With Tatoos up one arm .. noooo:

Out of curiosity did you mean to post this in the 'where are you today' thread?  whistle:

 rubschin:

 whistle:

 redface:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Nick on September 14, 2019, 04:17:13 AM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

My lovely thread  sad24:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 14, 2019, 08:19:01 AM
cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

My lovely thread  sad24:

Just share some more tales of travellers woe and I'm sure everyone will forget Apey's faux pas  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Nick on September 15, 2019, 07:26:39 AM
Pasties led us astray  NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick


omph sad24:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Barman on September 15, 2019, 07:39:08 AM
Pasties led us astray  NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick


omph sad24:

pathead:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 15, 2019, 09:06:52 AM
Pasties led us astray  NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick


omph sad24:

Quote from: Virtual.Pastis
Spending time with both Nick and Nod and you are surprised I went straight for the nearest bar?  eeek:

 noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 15, 2019, 09:38:45 AM
Hope the church bells aren't too loud  lol:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Nick on September 15, 2019, 11:13:52 PM
 NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 16, 2019, 05:29:04 AM
Sightseeing going well then ?  lol:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Steve on September 16, 2019, 09:37:24 AM
Sightseeing going well then ?  lol:
Probably seeing them double now
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: apc2010 on September 16, 2019, 10:33:23 PM
Sightseeing going well then ?  lol:
Probably seeing them double now

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Barman on September 17, 2019, 03:45:48 AM
Sightseeing going well then ?  lol:
Probably seeing them double now

 ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Nick on September 18, 2019, 07:15:06 PM
Home  evil:

No WiFi for 2 days (thudnerstorm). Nod is not to be trusted with a coffee machine  noooo:, corkscrew or, today, luggage trolley: "This trolley is useless, the wheels are jammed." I point out that the brakes are on  ::)

Oh and the passport reader machine at the airport  noooo:  and lifts  noooo:

 Banghead Banghead Banghead

Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: apc2010 on September 18, 2019, 07:23:53 PM
Home  evil:

No WiFi for 2 days (thudnerstorm). Nod is not to be trusted with a coffee machine  noooo:, corkscrew or, today, luggage trolley: "This trolley is useless, the wheels are jammed." I point out that the brakes are on  ::)

Oh and the passport reader machine at the airport  noooo:  and lifts  noooo:

 Banghead Banghead Banghead

You been away.... rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Nick on September 18, 2019, 07:27:42 PM
 evil:

Back to Brighton next week  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: apc2010 on September 18, 2019, 07:30:27 PM
evil:

Back to Brighton next week  :thumbsup:

*hears BM arranging sweepstake *....
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 19, 2019, 12:18:07 AM
Home  evil:

No WiFi for 2 days (thudnerstorm). Nod is not to be trusted with a coffee machine  noooo:, corkscrew or, today, luggage trolley: "This trolley is useless, the wheels are jammed." I point out that the brakes are on  ::)

Oh and the passport reader machine at the airport  noooo:  and lifts  noooo:

 Banghead Banghead Banghead

This is karma for all the times you drove poor Growler up the wall...  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2019, 03:47:40 AM
Home  evil:

No WiFi for 2 days (thudnerstorm). Nod is not to be trusted with a coffee machine  noooo:, corkscrew or, today, luggage trolley: "This trolley is useless, the wheels are jammed." I point out that the brakes are on  ::)

Oh and the passport reader machine at the airport  noooo:  and lifts  noooo:

 Banghead Banghead Banghead

This is karma for all the times you drove poor Growler up the wall...  whistle:

The haunted phone! happy001
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 19, 2019, 09:49:07 AM
Home  evil:

No WiFi for 2 days (thudnerstorm). Nod is not to be trusted with a coffee machine  noooo:, corkscrew or, today, luggage trolley: "This trolley is useless, the wheels are jammed." I point out that the brakes are on  ::)

Oh and the passport reader machine at the airport  noooo:  and lifts  noooo:

 Banghead Banghead Banghead

This is karma for all the times you drove poor Growler up the wall...  whistle:

The haunted phone! happy001

The tatty rug...  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2019, 10:07:27 AM
Home  evil:

No WiFi for 2 days (thudnerstorm). Nod is not to be trusted with a coffee machine  noooo:, corkscrew or, today, luggage trolley: "This trolley is useless, the wheels are jammed." I point out that the brakes are on  ::)

Oh and the passport reader machine at the airport  noooo:  and lifts  noooo:

 Banghead Banghead Banghead

This is karma for all the times you drove poor Growler up the wall...  whistle:

The haunted phone! happy001

The tatty rug...  whistle:

Bus driver jokes...  redface:
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 19, 2019, 10:18:14 AM
Home  evil:

No WiFi for 2 days (thudnerstorm). Nod is not to be trusted with a coffee machine  noooo:, corkscrew or, today, luggage trolley: "This trolley is useless, the wheels are jammed." I point out that the brakes are on  ::)

Oh and the passport reader machine at the airport  noooo:  and lifts  noooo:

 Banghead Banghead Banghead

This is karma for all the times you drove poor Growler up the wall...  whistle:

The haunted phone! happy001

The tatty rug...  whistle:

Bus driver jokes...  redface:

The breadmaker...  whistle: (this list is just going to go on and on isn't it?)
Title: Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2019, 02:54:02 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: