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Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
« Reply #75 on: September 11, 2019, 05:49:45 PM »
Well, whatever nevermind

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Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
« Reply #76 on: September 11, 2019, 11:22:30 PM »
We made it  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Nod is a fucking liability  cussing:
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Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
« Reply #77 on: September 11, 2019, 11:24:53 PM »
We made it  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Nod is a fucking liability  cussing:

We've always said you were a match made in Mayhem  whistle:
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Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
« Reply #78 on: September 11, 2019, 11:38:26 PM »
His utter incompetence is beyond all belief. He even tried to climb into the driver's seat in the taxi from the airport!!!!

Room keys? An utter mystery  noooo:

Airport navigation?? I need to keep him on a lead  noooo:

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Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
« Reply #79 on: September 12, 2019, 04:22:20 AM »
We made it  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Nod is a fucking liability  cussing:

Who knew eh...? ::)
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Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
« Reply #80 on: September 12, 2019, 06:08:51 AM »
We made it  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Nod is a fucking liability  cussing:

Who knew eh...? ::)

Not that I want to worry the other members but it may be wise to commission a study on the long term effects of Nick-o-ray exposure...  scared2:
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Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
« Reply #81 on: September 12, 2019, 09:11:55 AM »
We made it  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Nod is a fucking liability  cussing:

Who knew eh...? ::)

Not that I want to worry the other members but it may be wise to commission a study on the long term effects of Nick-o-ray exposure...  scared2:
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Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
« Reply #82 on: September 12, 2019, 03:22:33 PM »
1. NOd lost his backpack at the airport. It contained: passport, wallet, all cash, phone, specs etc.

I found it before security shut the place down  angel1

2. The car is the teeniest Fiat 500. How the fuck we get Pasties in it on Saturday without putting Nod in the boot, I do not know..... rubschin:

3. Caught Nod sorting his small change into little bags. I asked him why. "These EUro coins are not Spanish, look these are Irish!"

I spend time explaining about the Euro  facepalm:
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Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
« Reply #83 on: September 12, 2019, 03:30:40 PM »
1. NOd lost his backpack at the airport. It contained: passport, wallet, all cash, phone, specs etc.

I found it before security shut the place down  angel1

2. The car is the teeniest Fiat 500. How the fuck we get Pasties in it on Saturday without putting Nod in the boot, I do not know..... rubschin:

3. Caught Nod sorting his small change into little bags. I asked him why. "These EUro coins are not Spanish, look these are Irish!"

I spend time explaining about the Euro  facepalm:

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
« Reply #84 on: September 12, 2019, 03:30:59 PM »
1. NOd lost his backpack at the airport. It contained: passport, wallet, all cash, phone, specs etc.

I found it before security shut the place down  angel1

2. The car is the teeniest Fiat 500. How the fuck we get Pasties in it on Saturday without putting Nod in the boot, I do not know..... rubschin:

3. Caught Nod sorting his small change into little bags. I asked him why. "These EUro coins are not Spanish, look these are Irish!"

I spend time explaining about the Euro  facepalm:

If Growler saw this he'd probably be laughing at the irony...  lol:
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Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
« Reply #85 on: September 12, 2019, 03:45:33 PM »
1. NOd lost his backpack at the airport. It contained: passport, wallet, all cash, phone, specs etc.

I found it before security shut the place down  angel1

2. The car is the teeniest Fiat 500. How the fuck we get Pasties in it on Saturday without putting Nod in the boot, I do not know..... rubschin:

3. Caught Nod sorting his small change into little bags. I asked him why. "These EUro coins are not Spanish, look these are Irish!"

I spend time explaining about the Euro  facepalm:

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:

"How the fuck we get Pasties in it on Saturday without putting Nod in the boot, I do not know"

Seems you've answered your own question.   Well there's always the duck tape him to the roof option



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Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
« Reply #86 on: September 12, 2019, 09:49:59 PM »
So who is going to be the 1st one having to go to the back quack for prolonged Fiat exposure ?
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Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
« Reply #87 on: September 12, 2019, 09:52:44 PM »
So who is going to be the 1st one having to go to the back quack for prolonged Fiat exposure ?

Not everyone ONLY uses the back seats ......... whistle:

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Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
« Reply #88 on: September 13, 2019, 03:25:30 PM »
OK. these mountain roads are perilous, but screaming like a stuck pig and then feigning a heart attack.... noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Re: The all new Nick and Nod go to the Canaries thread
« Reply #89 on: September 13, 2019, 04:59:56 PM »
He probably has the images of Fifi's traumatic death fresh in his mind  whistle:
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