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Offline Steve

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Re: Countdown to the big day and other disasters
« Reply #15 on: June 24, 2019, 01:05:44 PM »
When Mrs Nick and I got married we had lunch afterwards at the Star and Garter on RIchmond Hill. We said "Lunch for 30 people."  When they found out it was a wedding they went bonkers as they would have charged us three times as much for the same lunch, had they known  angel1
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If you'd known then what you know now would Greggs have been involved? (Meals on Wheels being a tad unreliable)
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Re: Countdown to the big day and other disasters
« Reply #16 on: June 24, 2019, 02:02:44 PM »
It was necessary at the time  noooo:
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Re: Countdown to the big day and other disasters
« Reply #17 on: June 24, 2019, 03:41:12 PM »
A couple I know got married at Chelsea registry office (cos that's where the stars used to have their second weddings and they thought why not them too) then got two taxis round to the Ritz for tea with their closest friends (no not us)

Apparently the Ritz cottoned on immediately and were extra responsive (which takes some doing as they are  :thumbsup: 3 anyway) taking loads of pics for them etc

And I've always thought since that THAT was the way to do it. 
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Re: Countdown to the big day and other disasters
« Reply #18 on: June 24, 2019, 03:49:25 PM »
I have been checking up on the prices at the place Mrs Nick has  booked


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Re: Countdown to the big day and other disasters
« Reply #19 on: June 24, 2019, 04:59:51 PM »
I have been checking up on the prices at the place Mrs Nick has  booked


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Re: Countdown to the big day and other disasters
« Reply #20 on: June 24, 2019, 06:30:27 PM »
I have been checking up on the prices at the place Mrs Nick has  booked


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Re: Countdown to the big day and other disasters
« Reply #21 on: June 24, 2019, 07:30:28 PM »
WTF am I meant to do for three hours in sodding Hull???
Is it really a three hour drinks reception???
If so, what condition will the Boy be in by 4.00????

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Re: Countdown to the big day and other disasters
« Reply #22 on: June 24, 2019, 10:05:57 PM »
Don't forget  the cost of  official pictures  Shocked:
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Re: Countdown to the big day and other disasters
« Reply #23 on: June 25, 2019, 12:02:07 AM »
SOrry redface: redface: redface: redface:

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Re: Countdown to the big day and other disasters
« Reply #24 on: June 25, 2019, 04:58:02 AM »
The Boy (who starts his job as a fork likft truck driver today  scared2: ) has said he will "try" to e mail me a ticket in due course  noooo:
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Re: Countdown to the big day and other disasters
« Reply #25 on: June 25, 2019, 08:32:48 AM »
You need a degree to be a fork lift driver?
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Re: Countdown to the big day and other disasters
« Reply #26 on: June 25, 2019, 08:38:32 AM »
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Re: Countdown to the big day and other disasters
« Reply #27 on: June 25, 2019, 08:43:07 AM »
 rubschin:

I left Uni on the Friday started (what passes for) my proper job on the Monday.  Doesn't it work like that anymore?
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Re: Countdown to the big day and other disasters
« Reply #28 on: June 25, 2019, 08:53:02 AM »
Nope noooo:
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Re: Countdown to the big day and other disasters
« Reply #29 on: June 25, 2019, 11:37:07 AM »
Nope noooo:

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