The next Prime Minister

[Barman]

We are doomed. Miss I has English as her fifth language.  The man is a complete arsehole

I thought she was good with her mouth .......

Isn't she Bi-lingus ....

 

[Steve]

We are doomed. Miss I has English as her fifth language.  The man is a complete arsehole

Nothing like deliberately misinterpreting a statement to totally miss the point.   

OK so yes we know what Boris probably meant to say but then of course his pre politics career was as a journalist so he's not supposed to make gaffs with words like that

So when he's in office and he presses the nuclear button in mistake for the 'bring totty' button should we also be forgiving?

What Nick said, he's an arsehole unfit to run a whelk stall

[Barman]

WOW! What an incredible speech! 

[Steve]

WOW! What an incredible speech! 

if you like cliches and uncosted big promises then yes

[Barman]

WOW! What an incredible speech! 

if you like cliches and uncosted big promises then yes

And dynamism, you forgot dynamism... 

[Steve]

WOW! What an incredible speech! 

if you like cliches and uncosted big promises then yes

And dynamism, you forgot dynamism... 

Yep he's certainly got that

And good to see that his lady was there to see it

But hilarious to see Boris's previous words on someone becoming PM without a GE



 

[Uncle Mort]

The opposition always says that. 'tis meaningless and of no import.

The speech was good; he's certainly nailed his colours to the mast, as the saying goes.

Interesting that the beeb wheeled out all the usual naysayers (including themselves) to comment on it. 

[Barman]

The opposition always says that. 'tis meaningless and of no import.

The speech was good; he's certainly nailed his colours to the mast, as the saying goes.

Interesting that the beeb wheeled out all the usual naysayers (including themselves) to comment on it.

Quite right Uncle! 

[Steve]

The opposition always says that. 'tis meaningless and of no import. . . .

well to some Boris being a hypocritical liar is of no import

Added up the cost of all those promises yet?

[Uncle Mort]

The opposition always says that. 'tis meaningless and of no import. . . .

well to some Boris being a hypocritical liar is of no import

Added up the cost of all those promises yet?

Less than £39 billion. 

[Barman]

The opposition always says that. 'tis meaningless and of no import. . . .

well to some Boris being a hypocritical liar is of no import

Added up the cost of all those promises yet?

Less than £39 billion. 

 

[Steve]

 

Never confuse a one off figure with an annual commitment

[Barman]

Never confuse a one off figure with an annual commitment

Like the £13B we pay each and every year to the EU...?

[Steve]

Never confuse a one off figure with an annual commitment

Like the £13B we pay each and every year to the EU...?

   Interesting take on 'we'.  You smuggers are net recipients


And surely that's only £250M a week.  You calling Boris a liar?  Anyway we get over £3B of that back and Boris has promised £20B a year in tax and NI cuts and huge numbers in increased police, schools and other promises

[Barman]

Never confuse a one off figure with an annual commitment

Like the £13B we pay each and every year to the EU...?

   Interesting take on 'we'.  You smuggers are net recipients


And surely that's only £250M a week.  You calling Boris a liar?  Anyway we get over £3B of that back and Boris has promised £20B a year in tax and NI cuts and huge numbers in increased police, schools and other promises

FFS! Don't start on the 'lie' on the bus again...

Three years and Reminers are still banging-on about it... 

Anyhoo... you don't know the full programme yet, there are substantial savings to be had... and the £20B you claim ain't gonna be spent from day #1 is it...?

Why not give the man a chance eh...?