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Re: You are very lucky to be alive, said everyone
« Reply #45 on: May 28, 2019, 08:07:42 AM »
Barnsley calls: Hello, we are collecting your car from Basingstoke  ::)
Me: IT IS NOT IN BASINGSTOKE!!  Banghead

Cue long and muddled convo with Barnsleyite, mainly focussing on how to pronounce Arundel  Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Re: You are very lucky to be alive, said everyone
« Reply #46 on: May 28, 2019, 08:22:42 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 28, 2019, 08:07:42 AM
Barnsley calls: Hello, we are collecting your car from Basingstoke  ::)
Me: IT IS NOT IN BASINGSTOKE!!  Banghead

Cue long and muddled convo with Barnsleyite, mainly focussing on how to pronounce Arundel  Banghead Banghead Banghead

Many years ago ...I broke down (no not a puncture... evil: )..in Basingstoke.....called the AA ..(not the booze one ..).."I am outside your HQ....".....

Where is that sir??  I need an address "........ noooo:

this went on .... evil:
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Re: You are very lucky to be alive, said everyone
« Reply #47 on: May 28, 2019, 12:34:27 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on May 28, 2019, 08:22:42 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 28, 2019, 08:07:42 AM
Barnsley calls: Hello, we are collecting your car from Basingstoke  ::)
Me: IT IS NOT IN BASINGSTOKE!!  Banghead

Cue long and muddled convo with Barnsleyite, mainly focussing on how to pronounce Arundel  Banghead Banghead Banghead

Many years ago ...I broke down (no not a puncture... evil: )..in Basingstoke.....called the AA ..(not the booze one ..).."I am outside your HQ....".....

Where is that sir??  I need an address "........ noooo:

this went on .... evil:

I used to live in Basingstoke...  redface:
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Re: You are very lucky to be alive, said everyone
« Reply #48 on: May 28, 2019, 02:59:14 PM »



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Re: You are very lucky to be alive, said everyone
« Reply #49 on: May 28, 2019, 03:06:24 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 28, 2019, 02:59:14 PM



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Re: You are very lucky to be alive, said everyone
« Reply #50 on: May 28, 2019, 03:08:24 PM »
One side of the car is shorter than the other  noooo:
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Re: You are very lucky to be alive, said everyone
« Reply #51 on: May 28, 2019, 03:09:50 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 28, 2019, 03:08:24 PM
One side of the car is shorter than the other  noooo:

Easier for parking!
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Re: You are very lucky to be alive, said everyone
« Reply #52 on: May 28, 2019, 03:12:02 PM »
 ::)

I was convinced the windscreed had gone  rubschin:

ANyhoo, retrieved some stuff from the car and will get the rest when it is returned to Nottingham later in the week.

Main targets were my dad's silver and gold long service watches, which were where I had left them in the glove compartment  :thumbsup:
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Re: You are very lucky to be alive, said everyone
« Reply #53 on: May 28, 2019, 03:13:42 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 28, 2019, 03:12:02 PM
::)

I was convinced the windscreed had gone  rubschin:

ANyhoo, retrieved some stuff from the car and will get the rest when it is returned to Nottingham later in the week.

Main targets were my dad's silver and gold long service watches, which were where I had left them in the glove compartment  :thumbsup:

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Re: You are very lucky to be alive, said everyone
« Reply #54 on: May 31, 2019, 01:34:43 PM »
Write off  noooo:

Car still in Sussex. Friends picking up stuff from the boot and conversations opened with the utterly useless insurance (Hastings Direct: avoid) and leasing outfit  noooo:
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Re: You are very lucky to be alive, said everyone
« Reply #55 on: May 31, 2019, 01:42:01 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 31, 2019, 01:34:43 PM
Write off  noooo:

Car still in Sussex. Friends picking up stuff from the boot and conversations opened with the utterly useless insurance (Hastings Direct: avoid) and leasing outfit  noooo:

By a new one .... Thumbs:


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Re: You are very lucky to be alive, said everyone
« Reply #56 on: May 31, 2019, 01:46:33 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on May 31, 2019, 01:42:01 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 31, 2019, 01:34:43 PM
Write off  noooo:

Car still in Sussex. Friends picking up stuff from the boot and conversations opened with the utterly useless insurance (Hastings Direct: avoid) and leasing outfit  noooo:

By a new one .... Thumbs:


 whistle:

Buy it from the insurance company for £50 and Apey and I will knock it back into shape...  :thumbsup:





...one of the rental companies will buy it over here for sure...  whistle:
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Re: You are very lucky to be alive, said everyone
« Reply #57 on: May 31, 2019, 01:50:15 PM »
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Re: You are very lucky to be alive, said everyone
« Reply #58 on: May 31, 2019, 01:52:32 PM »
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Re: You are very lucky to be alive, said everyone
« Reply #59 on: May 31, 2019, 02:07:04 PM »
Quote from: Barman on May 31, 2019, 01:46:33 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 31, 2019, 01:42:01 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 31, 2019, 01:34:43 PM
Write off  noooo:

Car still in Sussex. Friends picking up stuff from the boot and conversations opened with the utterly useless insurance (Hastings Direct: avoid) and leasing outfit  noooo:

By a new one .... Thumbs:


 whistle:

Buy it from the insurance company for £50 and Apey and I will knock it back into shape...  :thumbsup:





...one of the rental companies will buy it over here for sure...  whistle:

Mates Rates......... Thumbs:
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