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Re: You are very lucky to be alive, said everyone
« Reply #75 on: June 01, 2019, 04:03:33 AM »
I don't like Vegans. I went to Vega on holiday once  noooo:





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Re: You are very lucky to be alive, said everyone
« Reply #76 on: June 01, 2019, 04:25:59 AM »
I don't like Vegans. I went to Vega on holiday once  noooo:





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Re: You are very lucky to be alive, said everyone
« Reply #77 on: June 01, 2019, 04:27:35 AM »
I don't like Vegans. I went to Vega on holiday once  noooo:





 rubschin:

His name is Ginger
He lives on the second floor
He lives upstairs from you
So I guess you've seen him before

If you hear something late at night
A noise that makes you go "Oh-Oh shite"
Just don't ask him what it was
Best off not knowing what it was
Just don't ask him what it was

 whistle:

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Re: You are very lucky to be alive, said everyone
« Reply #78 on: June 01, 2019, 04:31:33 AM »
I don't like Vegans. I went to Vega on holiday once  noooo:





 rubschin:

His name is Ginger
He lives on the second floor
He lives upstairs from you
So I guess you've seen him before

If you hear something late at night
A noise that makes you go "Oh-Oh shite"
Just don't ask him what it was
Best off not knowing what it was
Just don't ask him what it was

 whistle:

happy001

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Re: You are very lucky to be alive, said everyone
« Reply #79 on: June 01, 2019, 04:32:18 AM »
I don't like Vegans. I went to Vega on holiday once  noooo:





 rubschin:

His name is Ginger
He lives on the second floor
He lives upstairs from you
So I guess you've seen him before

If you hear something late at night
A noise that makes you go "Oh-Oh shite"
Just don't ask him what it was
Best off not knowing what it was
Just don't ask him what it was

 whistle:

happy001

Sometimes it's just too easy  angel1

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Re: You are very lucky to be alive, said everyone
« Reply #80 on: June 01, 2019, 04:34:29 AM »
Where is the ginger shambles today...?  rubschin:
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Re: You are very lucky to be alive, said everyone
« Reply #81 on: June 01, 2019, 04:34:48 AM »
I don't like Vegans. I went to Vega on holiday once  noooo:





 rubschin:

His name is Ginger
He lives on the second floor
He lives upstairs from you
So I guess you've seen him before

If you hear something late at night
A noise that makes you go "Oh-Oh shite"
Just don't ask him what it was
Best off not knowing what it was
Just don't ask him what it was

 whistle:

happy001

Sometimes it's just too easy  angel1

I knows...  redface:

In the interest of fairness I should finish off the Baldy Ram...  whistle:
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Re: You are very lucky to be alive, said everyone
« Reply #82 on: June 01, 2019, 04:45:29 AM »
I don't like Vegans. I went to Vega on holiday once  noooo:





 rubschin:

His name is Ginger
He lives on the second floor
He lives upstairs from you
So I guess you've seen him before

If you hear something late at night
A noise that makes you go "Oh-Oh shite"
Just don't ask him what it was
Best off not knowing what it was
Just don't ask him what it was

 whistle:

happy001

Sometimes it's just too easy  angel1

I knows...  redface:

In the interest of fairness I should finish off the Baldy Ram...  whistle:

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Re: You are very lucky to be alive, said everyone
« Reply #83 on: June 01, 2019, 04:47:00 AM »
I don't like Vegans. I went to Vega on holiday once  noooo:





 rubschin:

His name is Ginger
He lives on the second floor
He lives upstairs from you
So I guess you've seen him before

If you hear something late at night
A noise that makes you go "Oh-Oh shite"
Just don't ask him what it was
Best off not knowing what it was
Just don't ask him what it was

 whistle:

happy001

Sometimes it's just too easy  angel1

I knows...  redface:

In the interest of fairness I should finish off the Baldy Ram...  whistle:

 evil:

That was the post that spawned Misty's "What Shall We Do With a Drunken Apey" so you can't complain that much...  whistle:
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Re: You are very lucky to be alive, said everyone
« Reply #84 on: June 01, 2019, 09:04:48 AM »
I don't like Vegans. I went to Vega on holiday once  noooo:





 rubschin:

His name is Ginger
He lives on the second floor
He lives upstairs from you
So I guess you've seen him before

If you hear something late at night
A noise that makes you go "Oh-Oh shite"
Just don't ask him what it was
Best off not knowing what it was
Just don't ask him what it was

 whistle:

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Re: You are very lucky to be alive, said everyone
« Reply #85 on: June 06, 2019, 02:05:29 PM »
Pre emptive complaint to CEO of Hastings Direct wins me a call from Customer COmplaints Department who are "intervening" on my behalf  ::)

His names is James Dean  eeek:

I reminded him how his namesake died   redface:
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Re: You are very lucky to be alive, said everyone
« Reply #86 on: June 06, 2019, 02:06:32 PM »
Pre emptive complaint to CEO of Hastings Direct wins me a call from Customer COmplaints Department who are "intervening" on my behalf  ::)

His names is James Dean  eeek:

I reminded him how his namesake died   redface:

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Re: You are very lucky to be alive, said everyone
« Reply #87 on: June 06, 2019, 02:42:37 PM »
Pre emptive complaint to CEO of Hastings Direct wins me a call from Customer COmplaints Department who are "intervening" on my behalf  ::)

His names is James Dean  eeek:

I reminded him how his namesake died   redface:

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Re: You are very lucky to be alive, said everyone
« Reply #88 on: June 08, 2019, 07:41:16 AM »
Pre emptive complaint to CEO of Hastings Direct wins me a call from Customer COmplaints Department who are "intervening" on my behalf  ::)

His names is James Dean  eeek:

I reminded him how his namesake died   redface:

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Re: You are very lucky to be alive, said everyone
« Reply #89 on: June 10, 2019, 08:56:29 AM »
Blimey, the insurance has paid out and it was more than I was expecting  Shocked:
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