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The trots
« on: January 22, 2018, 09:13:42 PM »
Excellent Moroccan Lamb Tagine for lunch.

Taking its North African toll now  noooo:
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Re: The trots
« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2018, 09:16:55 AM »
 scared2:  televised too ......... rubschin:

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Re: The trots
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2018, 09:31:30 AM »
All betterer, but it's on the menu here all week  scared2:
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Re: The trots
« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2018, 09:43:18 AM »
All betterer, but it's on the menu here all week  scared2:

Well, youcould do with losing a few pounds kilos stone fatty....  :thumbsup:
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Re: The trots
« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2018, 09:47:06 AM »
 sad24: sad24:

Well I lost a lot of weight in the night  sick2:
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Re: The trots
« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2018, 12:00:03 PM »
What time did she leave ?  ;D
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Re: The trots
« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2018, 12:00:48 PM »
 Spank2:
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Re: The trots
« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2018, 12:01:17 PM »
Excellent Moroccan Lamb Tagine for lunch.

Taking its North African toll now  noooo:

They don't like it up 'em Captain Mainwaring...  redface:
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Re: The trots
« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2018, 09:23:13 AM »
The trots have arrived in Sussex on some strange journey from the Midlands bypassing Essex and obviously on route to smugland

I blame Nick
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Re: The trots
« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2018, 09:23:49 AM »
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Re: The trots
« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2018, 09:26:50 AM »
The trots have arrived in Sussex on some strange journey from the Midlands bypassing Essex and obviously on route to smugland

I blame Nick

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Re: The trots
« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2018, 10:18:51 AM »
 :thumbsup:  things you don’t want #23

What makes it most annoying is some prat  redface: decided before flying back from holiday that then really was the time to throw away his ‘use by August 2010’ bottle of wonder cure Pepto Bismol tablets


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Re: The trots
« Reply #12 on: January 24, 2018, 10:47:14 AM »
Walk down to the chemist and get some m.........

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Re: The trots
« Reply #13 on: January 24, 2018, 10:55:04 AM »
Walk down to the chemist and get some m.........

Oh  redface:
lol: lol: lol:

Think I’ll be OK, have just passed the drink a pint of water and see how the next hour goes test.  Mrs K is refusing all help

And have found one Bismol tablet in my tube of assorted medicaments
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Re: The trots
« Reply #14 on: January 24, 2018, 02:03:10 PM »
Walk down to the chemist and get some m.........

Oh  redface:
lol: lol: lol:

Think I’ll be OK, have just passed the drink a pint of water and see how the next hour goes test.  Mrs K is refusing all help

And have found one Bismol tablet in my tube of assorted medicaments

Just one tablet? OK before you take it are you absolutely certain that it is Bismo and not, say, an extra strength laxative. Bear in mind that you've tempted fate and nick-o-rays now by blaming him....  noooo:
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