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Offline Steve

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The trots
« Reply #15 on: January 24, 2018, 04:25:02 PM »
Walk down to the chemist and get some m.........

Oh  redface:
lol: lol: lol:

Think Iíll be OK, have just passed the drink a pint of water and see how the next hour goes test.  Mrs K is refusing all help

And have found one Bismol tablet in my tube of assorted medicaments

Just one tablet? OK before you take it are you absolutely certain that it is Bismo and not, say, an extra strength laxative. Bear in mind that you've tempted fate and nick-o-rays now by blaming him....  noooo:
In my experience one tablet of bismol is great for food reaction trots
Well, whatever nevermind

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Re: The trots
« Reply #16 on: May 02, 2019, 07:54:18 AM »
Everyone safely breakfasted?  I'll carry on then

What is it with prescribed laxatives?  There's no middle ground

You have an Op, they give you morphine and then they discharge you affecting surprise that you're constipated as a result and 'here's a big box of laxatives, take two sachets daily'

day 1: no reaction
day 2: no reaction
day 3: maybe things are on the move
day 4: oh god, I've got the shits, no more of those sachets for me
day 5: see day 4

 Banghead

On the bright side it'll keep me fit all this leaping up and dashing
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Re: The trots
« Reply #17 on: May 02, 2019, 08:29:20 AM »
Everyone safely breakfasted?  I'll carry on then

What is it with prescribed laxatives?  There's no middle ground

You have an Op, they give you morphine and then they discharge you affecting surprise that you're constipated as a result and 'here's a big box of laxatives, take two sachets daily'

day 1: no reaction
day 2: no reaction
day 3: maybe things are on the move
day 4: oh god, I've got the shits, no more of those sachets for me
day 5: see day 4

 Banghead

On the bright side it'll keep me fit all this leaping up and dashing

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When I had my hernia repair I was completely bound up and tried everything, prunes, laxatives, etc.

Re-admitted to hospital and given suppositories, injections, nothing... had to be catheterised... and put on a saline drip...

Woke up the next morning after a good nights sleep and wondered what the vile smell was... lifted the sheets and  eeek:

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Re: The trots
« Reply #18 on: May 02, 2019, 09:08:23 AM »
 noooo:

And we could have a whole thread on catheters

As the phrase goes:  when you go into hospital leave your dignity at the door
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Re: The trots
« Reply #19 on: May 02, 2019, 11:48:04 AM »
noooo:

And we could have a whole thread on catheters

As the phrase goes:  when you go into hospital leave your dignity at the door

I certainly did that day!  redface:  redface:  redface:
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Re: The trots
« Reply #20 on: May 02, 2019, 12:00:15 PM »
noooo:

And we could have a whole thread on catheters

As the phrase goes:  when you go into hospital leave your dignity at the door

I certainly did that day!  redface:  redface:  redface:

BM does that tho most doors..full stop......... noooo:

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Re: The trots
« Reply #21 on: May 02, 2019, 01:03:33 PM »
noooo:

And we could have a whole thread on catheters

As the phrase goes:  when you go into hospital leave your dignity at the door

I certainly did that day!  redface:  redface:  redface:

BM does that tho most doors..full stop......... noooo:

He still has some?  Shocked:


I thought it vanished years ago along with his marbles...  whistle:
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