The all new Nick's adventures in Derby

[Miss Demeanour]

Overtime being paid ? 

[Nick]

 

[Steve]

Big event tonight. Got to be there till 8 

Have they sent everyone 75 copies of the invitation?

[Uncle Mort]

Big event tonight. Got to be there till 8 

Have they sent everyone 75 copies of the invitation?

Or 75 to random email addresses.

[Steve]

Big event tonight. Got to be there till 8 

Have they sent everyone 75 copies of the invitation?

Or 75 to random email addresses.

So assuming there's free wine and grub we could all go along and say "well we got the email . . ."

[Darwins Selection]

Big event tonight. Got to be there till 8 

Have they sent everyone 75 copies of the invitation?

Or 75 to random email addresses.

So assuming there's free wine and grub we could all go along and say "well we got the email . . ."

[Nick]

Baled out early. The guy by-passed the Events Team and organised it himself:

So 30 people in a theatre built for 200
Advance publicity crap (with an apostrophe error  )
Tea and coffee for 20 
12 biscuits, 2 of which the Professor of Engineering ate

[Grumpmeister]

Baled out early. The guy by-passed the Events Team and organised it himself:

So 30 people in a theatre built for 200
Advance publicity crap (with an apostrophe error  )
Tea and coffee for 20 
12 biscuits, 2 of which the Professor of Engineering ate

He obviously heard about your email prowess and didn't want to take any chances... 

[Nick]

There will be a podcast tomorrow. I doubt it will set the world alight 

[Grumpmeister]

There will be a podcast tomorrow. I doubt it will set the world alight 

That depends, were you doing anything with the electronics? 

[Nick]

So we are inviting Applicants in to special Applicants' Days where they get the red carpet treatment and their parents are fed and watered so they are encouraged to come to the university.

The kids get Taster Session in their chose subjects so we can really impress them. One tricky area is COmputer graphics and animation.

We had 30 kids in last Sat. The relevant lecturers couldn't be arsed to come in, so the kids were given two hours of coding instead.

They all complained and said that after the experience they would NOT be coming here. 

Apparently, several were in tears.

I contacted the relevant people and reprimanded them (gently). They have now complained about ME and said I am not helping them to recruit!!

 

The staff who were there were all Chinese and have demanded a meeting with me. I have met two and cannot understand a word they say.

In other news I have been offered a job in London for a start in 2 weeks at twice the pay, plus expenses.

[Barman]

So we are inviting Applicants in to special Applicants' Days where they get the red carpet treatment and their parents are fed and watered so they are encouraged to come to the university.

The kids get Taster Session in their chose subjects so we can really impress them. One tricky area is COmputer graphics and animation.

We had 30 kids in last Sat. The relevant lecturers couldn't be arsed to come in, so the kids were given two hours of coding instead.

They all complained and said that after the experience they would NOT be coming here. 

Apparently, several were in tears.

I contacted the relevant people and reprimanded them (gently). They have now complained about ME and said I am not helping them to recruit!!

 

The staff who were there were all Chinese and have demanded a meeting with me. I have met two and cannot understand a word they say.

In other news I have been offered a job in London for a start in 2 weeks at twice the pay, plus expenses.

 

[Steve]

So we are inviting Applicants in to special Applicants' Days where they get the red carpet treatment and their parents are fed and watered so they are encouraged to come to the university.

The kids get Taster Session in their chose subjects so we can really impress them. One tricky area is COmputer graphics and animation.

We had 30 kids in last Sat. The relevant lecturers couldn't be arsed to come in, so the kids were given two hours of coding instead.

They all complained and said that after the experience they would NOT be coming here. 

Apparently, several were in tears.

I contacted the relevant people and reprimanded them (gently). They have now complained about ME and said I am not helping them to recruit!!

 

The staff who were there were all Chinese and have demanded a meeting with me. I have met two and cannot understand a word they say.

In other news I have been offered a job in London for a start in 2 weeks at twice the pay, plus expenses.

 

[Nick]

A good day 

But I have to go on tomorrow for an Open Day 

[Just One More]

So we are inviting Applicants in to special Applicants' Days where they get the red carpet treatment and their parents are fed and watered so they are encouraged to come to the university.

The kids get Taster Session in their chose subjects so we can really impress them. One tricky area is COmputer graphics and animation.

We had 30 kids in last Sat. The relevant lecturers couldn't be arsed to come in, so the kids were given two hours of coding instead.

They all complained and said that after the experience they would NOT be coming here. 

Apparently, several were in tears.

I contacted the relevant people and reprimanded them (gently). They have now complained about ME and said I am not helping them to recruit!!

 

The staff who were there were all Chinese and have demanded a meeting with me. I have met two and cannot understand a word they say.

In other news I have been offered a job in London for a start in 2 weeks at twice the pay, plus expenses.

Aaaaaarrrrrggggggghhhhhh