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« Reply #30 on: October 27, 2017, 03:36:12 PM »
Poka poka??
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« Reply #31 on: October 27, 2017, 03:43:29 PM »
SWMBO has regained consciousness (of a sort) and has grabbed the shotgun and is out hunting cats. She has just shot the clown car. I dare not approach her.
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« Reply #32 on: October 27, 2017, 05:30:16 PM »
She is now firing in the general direction of the Russians and the ancient truck. It seems the landlords are visiting the Russians. I fear the Russians may fire back  scared2:
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Re: The all new BM's Tenants' Blog
« Reply #33 on: October 27, 2017, 05:48:50 PM »
It's like the opening of Saving Private Ryan here and some bald idiot is shouting "Do you want some pizza?"

SWMBO has been winged and another cat died when the grenade hit. :thumbsup:
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« Reply #34 on: October 27, 2017, 06:31:26 PM »
 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The all new BM's Tenants' Blog
« Reply #35 on: October 27, 2017, 06:41:51 PM »
Day 2 evening:  Landlord came round today mumbling about buying paperclips.  We thought we should be polite so said we'd have a small number.  Landlord then said minimum buy was one billionteen million million million.  We said no, Landlord mumbled about sending the hypno drones to 'sort us out'.  SWMBO is now  scared2:
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« Reply #36 on: October 28, 2017, 05:30:57 PM »
Most of the damage has been repaired, SWMBO was released on the grounds of diminished responsibility and the Russians have been arrested by the SWAT team. ::)

SWMBO has said she is going to try the landlady's pizza recipe.

I have grown partial to Wodka
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« Reply #37 on: October 28, 2017, 05:40:56 PM »
 lol:  I bet some people think this is all made up  noooo:
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Re: The all new BM's Tenants' Blog
« Reply #38 on: October 28, 2017, 05:45:15 PM »
If only  Banghead

It was like fvcking WW2 here last night. We are meant to be here for 2 years and we have barely survived the week! 

I called George after we got back from interrogation and told him that SWMBO had shot the clown car (I can scarcely believe I am writing this!) and he says he knows someone who can patch the shotgun holes for CASH. He is collecting said vehicle tomorrow.
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Re: The all new BM's Tenants' Blog
« Reply #39 on: October 29, 2017, 07:16:23 AM »
We are now without a car. George came and aid. "It look more like colander than car".

He says he may come back later with a replacement while the other one is fixed.
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Re: The all new BM's Tenants' Blog
« Reply #40 on: October 29, 2017, 09:45:22 AM »
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« Reply #41 on: October 29, 2017, 09:52:58 AM »
Day whatever am:  We phoned the Landlord to complain about all the post it notes clogging up the drains, he doesn't answer.  We call round but a post it note on the door says he has run away to Limassol to sell paperclip futures.  He is crazeee
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« Reply #42 on: October 29, 2017, 06:07:44 PM »
We found this in the drive when we got back  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

First day at work tomorrow and I have to get there in this  Banghead Banghead Banghead

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Re: The all new BM's Tenants' Blog
« Reply #43 on: October 30, 2017, 12:09:50 AM »
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Re: The all new BM's Tenants' Blog
« Reply #44 on: October 30, 2017, 12:01:44 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 29, 2017, 06:07:44 PM
We found this in the drive when we got back  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

First day at work tomorrow and I have to get there in this  Banghead Banghead Banghead


 eeek:

He drives one of these!



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