And the neighbours!! They say the clown family were regular guests and as far as they can recall through the haze of wodka were OK and "no stranger" than everyone else round here.
We had to drink toasts to mother Russia, Putin, the Queen, Theresa May and about 20 other obscure oligarchs. They hinted darkly about their enemies in Russia and showed me their elaborate security systems and weaponry. It's like a fvcking arsenal in there. SWMBO is terrified, or was until she passed out. Mr Unpronounceable helped me carry her back but he had the head end and kept dropping her, so concussion seems likely.
I am coming to the conclusion that Cyprus is a madhouse.
