Aside from the derision of my team about my mode of transport, it is clear that my new colleagues are as bonkers as the rest of the people here.
To say they are lazy is an insult to three-toed sloths
I will have more to report about paperwork and bureaucracy in due course, but between the coffee breaks, cigarette breaks, personal telephone calls and general gossip they did NOTHING all day and then all fvcked off to lunch at 2.00 AND NEVER CAME BACK
I arrived home to find SWMBO high as a kite on Wodka and stalking the garden with a shotgun in search of the remaining cat.
I am hiding in the cellar.
