A large mechanical frog?

[Nick]

WTF is that all about then? Letter in Saturday's Torygraph. See also: Please come to the funeral dressed in football kit.

Sir - As a crematorium organist, I see, hear and have to play too many awful things (Letters, August 30).

We get travesties of Somewhere over the Rainbow and Danny Boy sung by wailing pop singers; mourners who are embarrassed to be there; men in shirt-sleeves with the tails hanging out; gum-chewing; noisy chatter and laughter; clergy asked to take a service without mentioning God.

One funeral recently ended with a large mechanical croaking frog being placed on the coffin. The lack of dignity and respect is appalling.

Trevor Webb, Maidstone, Kent

[GROWLER]

You still reading LAST saturdays' Torygraph?

You should go the bog more often.

[Nick]

I just re-found it.

[GROWLER]

I just re-found it.

In the re-cycling box?

[Barman]

You still reading LAST saturdays' Torygraph?

You should go the bog more often.

[Barman]

I think as they all had to come in football kit the least they could have done was arrange a match at the graveyard afterwards? 

[Grumpmeister]

You still reading LAST saturdays' Torygraph?

You should go the bog more often.

It could explain a few things 

[Nick]

Where can you get hold of a large mechanical croaking frog, anyway? It's our wedding anniversary this weekend.

[Bar Wench]

I bought Mr Wench a motion sensor ceramic croaking frog from The Natural World a few years ago. 

[Nick]

Why? And it was solar powered a minute ago. Is it or isn't it?!

[Barman]

Where can you get hold of a large mechanical croaking frog, anyway? It's our wedding anniversary this weekend.

Barman's on-line toy store! 

Payment by money transfer... in advance. 

[Bar Wench]

Why?

He wanted one.

[Nick]

 

Traditional 13th wedding anniversary gifts have a theme of Lace.

 

[Barman]

13th? 

[Nick]

Yup. WOrrying isn't it?