A large mechanical frog?

[Barman]

Am I a suspect now... 

Yes but it is only to protect you it isn't as though you are a real suspect or anything! 

[GROWLER]

It's our wedding anniversary this weekend.

One less to worry about then ey?

At least you remember, I have to ask Mrs Growler every June for the exact date.
It always a source of great annoyance to her, especially when I casually reply that i have more important things to worry about.
Always goes down a treat that one.

[Nick]

Jolly good. I am surprised you are still alive!

[Snoopy]

It's our wedding anniversary this weekend.

Please accept my heartfelt congratulations/commiserations (delete as applicable).








Marriage, they tell me, is a fine institution ~ but then again so is Wormwood Scrubs

[Sour Puss]

Traditional 13th wedding anniversary gifts have a theme of Lace.

 

  Lace Shroud / hoodie?  How is the patio?

Seriously though,  if she gets anything it will be more than I got... not as much as a card.  August Bank Holiday is so easy to remember as well. 

Traditional 13th wedding anniversary gifts have a theme of Lace.
A contemporary or modern 13th anniversary gift has a theme of Furs and Textiles.
The flowers associated with the 13th anniversary are Hollyhoch

The Gemstone list shows Citrine, Malachite and Moonstone are the gems associated with this Wedding Anniversary

The links below will search our database to give you a range of 13th wedding  anniversary gift ideas and suggestions for traditional, modern, gemstones and flowers associated with the 13th Anniversary. It will also give you ideas on how to celebrate either with your partner or family:

    Exotic 13th Wedding Anniversary gifts & ideas

    Lavish the one you love with a range of gift suggestions that show you love them.

   

Sensual 13th Anniversary gift ideas

    Gifts that shows you have the spark

   

    Thoughtful 13th Anniversary gift ideas

    They say it's the thought that counts, these are thoughtful and inexpensive.

Lace wedding search Search our Anniversary ideas for gifts and suggestions related to Lace.

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Citrine anniversary search Search our anniversary ideas for Citrine gift and suggestions.

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Moonstone anniversary search Search our anniversary ideas for Moonstone gift and suggestions.

http://www.anniversaryideas.co.uk/13th-wedding-anniversary.htm    since none of those links work look here.

[Snoopy]

My idea of celebrating my wedding anniversaries has always been to go back to the registry office and punch the Registrar.

I am 60 and have (with a break of two years or so in the middle) been married since I was 19.
What's to celebrate? I'd have only got 30 years for robbing a f*cking train.

[Nick]

What is this thread about?

[Darwins Selection]

I am 60 and have (with a break of two years or so in the middle) been married since I was 19.

[Nick]

Landlady is a French robot!

[Darwins Selection]

Landlady is a French robot!

Dismantled, and under the patio.

[Nick]

Even.................her cogs?

What a waste!

[Snoopy]

I am 60 and have (with a break of two years or so in the middle) been married since I was 19.

I prefer to see it as a triumph of hope over experience.

[Nick]

Your preference is noted, but not believed.

Can we get back to mechanical frogs at funerals now please?

[Snoopy]

Your preference is noted, but not believed.

Can we get back to mechanical frogs at funerals now please?

TBH There's not much one can say on that subject really.

[Nick]

Well, I must get to bed