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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #390 on: September 14, 2018, 07:28:37 PM »
I have met her. Hot Polish lass in tight jeans. I am bringing choc biscuits  angel1 angel1
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #391 on: September 14, 2018, 08:04:06 PM »
I have met her. Hot Polish lass in tight jeans. I am bringing choc biscuits  angel1 angel1
:thumbsup: sounds more like  kleenex: needed though



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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #392 on: September 14, 2018, 08:09:23 PM »
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #393 on: September 14, 2018, 11:36:09 PM »
I am so trusted now that I have a laydee trainee tomorrow  angel1

Laydee trainee = My carer...  whistle:

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Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #394 on: September 15, 2018, 07:00:07 AM »
I have met her. Hot Polish lass in tight jeans. I am bringing choc biscuits  angel1 angel1

Are you hoping she's a dunker?
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #395 on: September 15, 2018, 07:33:19 AM »
I have met her. Hot Polish lass in tight jeans. I am bringing choc biscuits  angel1 angel1

Are you hoping she's a dunker?

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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #396 on: September 15, 2018, 05:46:45 PM »
 ::) ::)

She couldn't make it, but this did!!!!





Beautiful and in immaculate condition, but better still




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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #397 on: September 15, 2018, 05:52:48 PM »
::) ::)

She couldn't make it, but this did!!!!





Beautiful and in immaculate condition, but better still




"Dunkirk 1940"  cloud9:
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #398 on: September 16, 2018, 06:03:03 AM »
::) ::)

She couldn't make it, but this did!!!!





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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #399 on: November 21, 2018, 03:41:29 PM »
Tomorrow is the end-of-season river boat trip with free lunch and a bar. It is like a Captain Birdseye lookalike competition  noooo: noooo:
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #400 on: November 21, 2018, 04:07:43 PM »
Tomorrow is the end-of-season river boat trip with free lunch and a bar. It is like a Captain Birdseye lookalike competition  noooo: noooo:

The only time of the year your straggly beard looks trendy you say...  rubschin:
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #401 on: November 21, 2018, 04:11:25 PM »
Tomorrow is the end-of-season river boat trip with free lunch and a bar. It is like a Captain Birdseye lookalike competition  noooo: noooo:

The only time of the year your straggly beard looks trendy you say...  rubschin:

The only time a ginger lefty doesn't look out of place!  lol:
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #402 on: November 21, 2018, 04:14:35 PM »
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #403 on: November 22, 2018, 03:57:22 PM »
Got a ceremonial presentation of my coffee mug today  cloud9:
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #404 on: November 22, 2018, 04:48:18 PM »
Got a ceremonial presentation of my coffee mug today  cloud9:
So did BM

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