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Offline apc2010

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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #435 on: August 22, 2021, 01:59:18 PM »
In general, boaters are pretty laid back and in no rush, but there are nutters.

It is noticeable that, since the start of last year's lockdowns, there are many more incidents of us poor lock keepers being abused and threatened. It is starting to get quite ugly.

Today we have been told that we are being issued with bodycams to deter thugs or to record incidents eeek:

What is the world coming to?

Demand a Taser!  eveilgrin:

Or fill a jif lemon bottle with Olbas oil and spray in their eyes ... Thumbs:  they will think it is bleach coz it burns ...and can't open them for a while ...

or so I am told .. whistle:

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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #436 on: August 22, 2021, 02:14:56 PM »
Fortunately, each lock has a boat hook. Long, heavy with a big iron spike on the end  eveilgrin:
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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #437 on: August 22, 2021, 02:35:01 PM »
Fortunately, each lock has a boat hook. Long, heavy with a big iron spike on the end  eveilgrin:

I was going the subtle approach ..... eeek:

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Re: Mr Nick takes himself up the Trent and Mersey
« Reply #438 on: August 22, 2021, 03:02:28 PM »
Fortunately, each lock has a boat hook. Long, heavy with a big iron spike on the end  eveilgrin:

I was going the subtle approach ..... eeek:

Subtle or bargain basement..?  whistle:
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