Grumpy has just applied for...

[Barman]

If this ever turns out to be a genuine vacancy I could be tempted for a couple of years... 

Go for it! 


Although Nick might be better qualified... 

[Grumpmeister]

Although Nick might be better qualified... 

Don't think their insurance policy would cover that many shipwrecks.. 

[Grumpmeister]

 

[Barman]

 

It says good men...

[Steve]

 

It says good men...

And no women 

[Grumpmeister]

Been sent an email asking me if I'd be interested in being an armed close protection officer in Somalia for £195 a day. 

I believe the phrase is bugger that for a game of soldiers. 

[Steve]

Been sent an email asking me if I'd be interested in being an armed close protection officer in Somalia for £195 a day. 

I believe the phrase is bugger that for a game of soldiers. 

Could also be another one that requires applicants to go for special training in Russia which ends up being in the meat grinder of their front line

[Grumpmeister]

Been sent an email asking me if I'd be interested in being an armed close protection officer in Somalia for £195 a day. 

I believe the phrase is bugger that for a game of soldiers. 

Could also be another one that requires applicants to go for special training in Russia which ends up being in the meat grinder of their front line

Sent them a reply thanking them for the offer but pointing out that I haven't used a firearm in around 30 years and while I've more recent experience with archery, walking around carrying a compound bow in my hand with a broadhead arrow nocked might preclude some armed idiot taking pot shots at whoever I'd be guarding just for the hell of it. 

[Barman]

Been sent an email asking me if I'd be interested in being an armed close protection officer in Somalia for £195 a day. 

I believe the phrase is bugger that for a game of soldiers. 

Could also be another one that requires applicants to go for special training in Russia which ends up being in the meat grinder of their front line

Sent them a reply thanking them for the offer but pointing out that I haven't used a firearm in around 30 years and while I've more recent experience with archery, walking around carrying a compound bow in my hand with a broadhead arrow nocked might preclude some armed idiot taking pot shots at whoever I'd be guarding just for the hell of it.