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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #255 on: September 30, 2016, 05:25:18 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 29, 2016, 09:07:02 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 29, 2016, 06:23:28 PM
Defeated 2 monkeys today and met another one who is a monkey dressed as a clown  evil:

Knackered and slightly poorly.  sad24:   May be getting my contract extended again  cloud9:



 rubschin:



Surely?
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #256 on: September 30, 2016, 06:47:10 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 30, 2016, 05:25:18 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 29, 2016, 09:07:02 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 29, 2016, 06:23:28 PM
Defeated 2 monkeys today and met another one who is a monkey dressed as a clown  evil:

Knackered and slightly poorly.  sad24:   May be getting my contract extended again  cloud9:



 rubschin:



Surely?

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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #257 on: September 30, 2016, 10:08:33 AM »
Quote from: Barman on September 30, 2016, 06:47:10 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 30, 2016, 05:25:18 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 29, 2016, 09:07:02 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 29, 2016, 06:23:28 PM
Defeated 2 monkeys today and met another one who is a monkey dressed as a clown  evil:

Knackered and slightly poorly.  sad24:   May be getting my contract extended again  cloud9:



 rubschin:



Surely?

 lol: lol: lol:

More like



as it sounds like Nick has found a kindred spirit...  rubschin:
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #258 on: October 01, 2016, 06:03:54 AM »
Quote from: Nick on September 29, 2016, 06:23:28 PM
Defeated 2 monkeys today and met another one who is a monkey dressed as a clown  evil:

Knackered and slightly poorly.  sad24:   May be getting my contract extended again  cloud9:

Is this a result of sleep deprivation ?  eeek:
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #259 on: October 01, 2016, 01:20:07 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on October 01, 2016, 06:03:54 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 29, 2016, 06:23:28 PM
Defeated 2 monkeys today and met another one who is a monkey dressed as a clown  evil:

Knackered and slightly poorly.  sad24:   May be getting my contract extended again  cloud9:

Is this a result of sleep deprivation ?  eeek:

I read that as sheep deprivation.
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #260 on: October 01, 2016, 02:48:55 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 01, 2016, 01:20:07 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on October 01, 2016, 06:03:54 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 29, 2016, 06:23:28 PM
Defeated 2 monkeys today and met another one who is a monkey dressed as a clown  evil:

Knackered and slightly poorly.  sad24:   May be getting my contract extended again  cloud9:

Is this a result of sleep deprivation ?  eeek:

I read that as sheep deprivation.

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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #261 on: October 03, 2016, 04:30:27 PM »
Another monkey obliterated eveilgrin:and a frightful problem with an awards ceremony  scared2:
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #262 on: October 03, 2016, 06:08:45 PM »
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #263 on: October 03, 2016, 06:12:51 PM »
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #264 on: October 04, 2016, 03:14:50 PM »
So today some clown booked a theatre company to come in to do a performance to ALL new full time students. The subject matter turned out to be a quite a challenging (even harrowing) protrayal of child abuse and domestic violence  eeek:

The result was that a lot of students became quite hysterical and traumatised and squads of trained counsellors swung into action as the performance was abandoned. noooo: noooo: noooo:

Tomorrow I get to meet the (laydee) Sheriff of Shropshire (I have no clue why). WHat can possibly go wrong?
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #265 on: October 04, 2016, 03:59:44 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 04, 2016, 03:14:50 PM
So today some clown booked a theatre company to come in to do a performance to ALL new full time students. The subject matter turned out to be a quite a challenging (even harrowing) protrayal of child abuse and domestic violence  eeek:

The result was that a lot of students became quite hysterical and traumatised and squads of trained counsellors swung into action as the performance was abandoned. noooo: noooo: noooo:

Tomorrow I get to meet the (laydee) Sheriff of Shropshire (I have no clue why). WHat can possibly go wrong?

Don't forget to dress properly.

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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #266 on: October 04, 2016, 04:11:31 PM »
Can I borrow yours?  angel1
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #267 on: October 04, 2016, 04:15:27 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 04, 2016, 04:11:31 PM
Can I borrow yours?  angel1

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It would clash with your hair.

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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #268 on: October 04, 2016, 04:23:05 PM »
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #269 on: October 04, 2016, 04:41:09 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 04, 2016, 03:14:50 PM
So today some clown booked a theatre company to come in to do a performance to ALL new full time students. The subject matter turned out to be a quite a challenging (even harrowing) protrayal of child abuse and domestic violence  eeek:

The result was that a lot of students became quite hysterical and traumatised and squads of trained counsellors swung into action as the performance was abandoned. noooo: noooo: noooo:

Tomorrow I get to meet the (laydee) Sheriff of Shropshire (I have no clue why). WHat can possibly go wrong?

Surely whoever booked it knew what the content involved ??

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