The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread

[Nick]

The nutters are all crawling out of the woodwork. Went to see Head of Childcare today 
She commented on my phone and then explained that all the techy development of the last 50 years was brought to us in UFOs. Pyramids also cropped up. I asked if the aliens got anything in return and she said they got human body parts. She then claimed to have met "Mr NASA" once, an alien robot disguised as an American.

I ended the meeting

[Pirate]

The nutters are all crawling out of the woodwork. Went to see Head of Childcare today 
She commented on my phone and then explained that all the techy development of the last 50 years was brought to us in UFOs. Pyramids also cropped up. I asked if the aliens got anything in return and she said they got human body parts. She then claimed to have met "Mr NASA" once, an alien robot disguised as an American.

I ended the meeting

And then I woke up...

[Nick]

 

[Steve]

It's been very quiet on the cleavage front lately

[Nick]

She has legs up to her arse but I am too busy to deal with that stuff

[Barman]

She has legs up to her arse but I am too busy to deal with that stuff

[Nick]

Miss I 

[Nick]

A member of staff accused me of being "politically incorrect" yesterday. I am thrilled

[Barman]

A member of staff accused me of being "politically incorrect" yesterday. I am thrilled

 

[Nick]

She teaches Social Werkers 

[apc2010]

A member of staff accused me of being "politically incorrect" yesterday. I am thrilled

Bet it was a coon........

[Nick]

Nah, wumman with PMT 

[Nick]

Up the Wrekin and getting set for another week of bonkersness

[Barman]

A member of staff accused me of being "politically incorrect" yesterday. I am thrilled

Bet it was a coon........

 

[Nick]

An utterly bonkers day with a whole new breed of complete nutters